HE !!! HE !!! HE !!! HOANG VIT GIAN BAO RANG CHU TIT HO CHO MINH LA THU HOC LOM, TU SI NHUC CHINH HAN TA.

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Chu Hoang Vit Gian bao rang ai viet bai giong chu ay la thu hoc lom, la tu si nhuc den ban than.

Nay chu Hoang Vit Gian, nhu the la ro rang chu mang vao mat Chu Tit Ho cho Minh day nha.

Mang Chu Tit Ho cho Minh la thu hoc lom, tuc la mang vao mat " Danh Nhan Vo Van Hoa " cua the gioi la thu " mat day ".

Chac chu may cung thua biet la Chu Tit Ho cho Minh la ten chuyen mon di an cap van chuong cua nguoi khac chu gi ?

Nay nhe, de anh neu ra vao cau phat bieu cua Chu Tit Ho Cho Minh " Chom Chia " tu nguoi khac ( anh chi neu ra dam ba cau lam tieu bieu thoi ):

- Trong mot lan hop dai hoi dang. Ho Chu Tit tuyen bo : Cac Dang vien phai giu gin tu cach nhu giu gin con nguoi cua con mat cua minh .

CAU NAY AN CAP TU KINH THANH CUA THIEN CHUA GIAO.

- Ho chu Tit tuyen bo : Mot quoc gia dan chu la mot quoc gia tu dan, do dan va vi dan.

CAU NAY HO CHU TIT AN CAP TU CAU TUYEN BO CUA TONG THONG THU 16 HOA KY LA ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

- TEN NGUYEN AI QUOC DO HO CHU TIT AN CAP CUA NHOM CU PHAN CHU TRINH.

- TEN HO CHI MINH THI BOI PAUL NGUYEN TAT THANH AN CAP TU MOT ONG GIA HO LAO BEN TRUNG HOA. ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Thoi anh mac ban di choi Hoi Cho Tet At Dau day, Anh chi neu ra tung ay cau thoi. Anh chang co thoi gio ma nho nhung cau phat bieu ' an cap ' cua thang vo hoc ay lam gi cho met oc. Chu Hoang Vit Gian khong thich nhung thang chom chia van cua nguoi khac, thi chu may chac chan se trung bay ra duoc nhieu bang chung hon anh.

Co mot dieu anh hieu lam ve chu Hoang Vit Gian tu xua cho den ngay nay. Thi ra chu may cung tim cach chui xien, chui xo Ho chu Tit day chu .

-- Tinh Co. (cosaonoidzay@yahoo.com), February 06, 2005

Answers

Truoc khi di choi Hoi Cho Tet At DAu, vua moi vao Toilet thi anh moi chot nho them mot cau phat bieu cua Ho chu Tit AN CAP TU CAU TUYEN BO CUA TONG THONG KENEDY TRONG NGAY NHAM CHUC :

- " Dung doi hoi rang To Quoc da lam gi cho cac ban chua; ma hay tu hoi rang cac ban da lam gi duoc cho To Quoc chua ? ".

Cau tuyen bo trong ngay nham chuc cua vi tong Thong thu 35 Hoa Ky, tren the gioi ai ai cung biet.

Chi co bon vit cong la gia vo khong biet.

Khong chung trong luc " phong ue can ba cua XHCN " trong Toilet vao chieu nay (noi that cho chu Hoang Vit Gian duoc biet, anh co tat di tham lang Bac vao luc xe chieu ) thi biet dau anh se nho ra mot cau khac do Ho chu Tit an cap cua nguoi khac. Luc do anh se bao cho chu Hoang Vit Gian sau. Chu may tha ho mang thang " danh nhan vo van hoa "Ho cho Minh la thang : Vo liem si, hoc lom cua nguoi khac .

Thoi anh di hoi cho Tet day, toi gio roi.

Gom. Lo giao duc cho chu Hoang Vit Gian ma mat het ca thoi gio.

-- Tinh Co. (cosaonoidzay@yahoo.com), February 06, 2005.


dit-me, chu tinh-co , chu an-cap bi-danh tinh-co cua anh dung trong nam 1968.

-- chi-bua. (mingo@netscape.net), February 08, 2005.

Dit me con nha Chi bua, Chu may an cap tieng chuoi the Dit Me cua anh hay dung khi vang tuc chui may thang ba tau Cho Lon chuyen mon ban do gia mao.

-- Tinh Co. (cosaonoidzay@yahoo.com), February 08, 2005.

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