KOBE's: Why do they suck so much?

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Anybody ever wonder that? I mean what the hell is up with these middle-aged fuckups? They haven't gotten laid since the bicentenial, so they go on some racist power trip?

Some of you may be wondering just what brought this recent case of douche-ness on, and why I was specificaly targeted. Well, I was checking out the KOBE website (which is a pile of liquid shit, by the way), and I decided to take a lood at the forums. Naturaly, it was full of distinguished, intelligent threads like "The Only GoOd Muslim Is a Dead Muslim", "Illegal Wetback Filth", and "Heres the Email I Sent to Howard Dean the Asshole What a Communist Fucker I Hate Him!" (apparently the author of this lovely piece isn't a big fan of punctuation...or hygeine, for that matter, but that's another story). When I came to one thread (the title was so stupid I've blocked it from my memory) about why Kerry was a traitor or why Bush was a diety or something to that effect, I couldn't help myself. I submitted this long, drawn-out post proving just about every single thing they said wrong and making them look like complete nimrods.

Incidentaly, I returned to the site a day or two later only to find myself banned. Imagine that.

So naturaly, I email their moderator, asking him what I had done to earn myself this banning, and if it had anything to do with the fact that I had wiped the floor with their racist jingoistic asses the other day. Since my inbox is empty save the Green Party newsletter and this week's issue of Conspiracy Journal, I'm assuming that this latest stunt was their rsponse.

KOBE's are fascists. The internet is rife with rumors implicating them in the arrest and subsequent corrupt railroading of Sherman Austin. They delete any posts on their forum that they don't agree with (which seems to me to defeat the purpose of having a forum, since a debate is no fun if everybody agrees with you). And now, in a vain attempt to show us how big their dicks are, they are threatening to shut down our forum.

I got news for you, junior. We're not taking shit from you. I could give a shit about the mid-life crisis that is causing you to embark on this retarted power trip. Do what most men do: buy a convertable. Then go drive it off a cliff and stop wasting my oxygen, dipshit.

Hacking is a serious crime. I've got your IP. Fuck with our board and the FBI will be notified, you can be sure of that. Hell, I'm tempted to find out where you live and go down there and kick your ass myself. But for now I'll just let the authorities handle it.

Oh, and by the way, here's something you all should be interested in reading: http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2004/10/299657.shtml

More information that exposes the KOBE's as the pathetic cretins they are.

If you want to be fascistic in moderating your own forums, fine. You're still dicks, but it's your forum. But this is our forum. You don't fuck with us. Go back to your own sandboz and play grabass. This is our territory. Leave us the fuck alone.

-- Anti-bush (Comrade_bleh@hotmail.com), October 14, 2004


That's the truth. If you want to keep your forum, knock yourself out. But don't fuck with US, because you just keep getting your racist ass handed to you by Anti. You keep talking about how great your 'personal dedicated server' or whatever is, complete with it's Windows Servo-matic 2003, and your copy-and-paste porn... is your johnson microscopic or something? You're obviously compensating for something, flaunting your glitchy microsoft trash... Kobe, all of you, GET A LIFE, and stop bothering us.

-- U msut Feers Me (W.lovesblow@blank.com), October 14, 2004.

That's right. Keep thinking that you can beat us. 10-16-04 00:05:00 EST.

-- KOBE Wesson (kobewesson@kobehq.com), October 14, 2004.

You obviously misunderstood something somewhere along the lines. We don't want to beat you. You go on continuing with your forums, racist or not, no one cares. But you come in here with opinions that are far from dissenting, (these are welcomed) you call us all stupid, say that you're better, and bitch away. We don't want you beaten. We just want you to go away unless you can offer an opinion not littered with vulgarity and racism... if you do that, by all means, keep coming back. So, jam this this into your brain somewhere. Don't start chicken shit, and you're welcome, Alright? And by the way, you can't just MAKE demands. Get over the power trip, and taste some reality.

p.s. hell, you can have rita, but forget about garret, anti, or dermonstrate being either banned, or stripped of power. It doesn't work like that around here.

-- U msut Feers Me (W.lovesblow@blank.com), October 14, 2004.

Check out this link. Enjoy!!! http://www.kobehq.com/sitebuilder/admin/

-- Alan (alan@hotmail.com), October 15, 2004.

That link was for the administration page of KOBE HQ. It contained a bunch of passwords, usernames, code, and other delightful little supplies for fucking up their site (but hey, it's so bad, how could you TELL?). A few hours ago it worked. Now the link is dead. Hmmm.

-- Anti-bush (Comrade_bleh@hotmail.com), October 15, 2004.

Well um, I aint one much for the cussing, but Anti-bush had me cracking up about the convertible. Say, fwiw, how Did THIS start anyhow?

Enquiring mind gotta know.

-- american (just@an.observer), October 16, 2004.

It started when I embarassed them on their own site by proving them wrong, and they decided to "get their revenge" in the classic junior high school style by making empty threats about "making the forum dissapear". By my watch, they're 53 minutes late...

-- Anti-bush (Comrade_bleh@hotmail.com), October 16, 2004.

Well now it is the 17th, and like y2k, it was a hoax, sure glad I didnt get my preps done early.

hee hee

-- american (just@an.observer), October 17, 2004.

I don't understand the demands. I've been through almost every post on this board, and in the last year's worth of posts, I've found 2 by Rita Hill. Why does Kobe want her banned?

Also, I have to say that Garret Ford is probably one of the most low- key people here. Was his "Superman" post too offensive?

The dermonsdate guy is also low profile. I mean, is it Kobe's goal to have the most innocuous people here banned? If so, then I guess I need to start pissing you all off.

-- I Like Pasta (ilike@pasta.com), October 17, 2004.

It's not the REAL Kobes that are making these ridiculous demands, it's just one sick f*** named "Jake" posing as other people like the spamming a**hole that he is. "Jake" alligned himself with these other trolls to destroy these boards and others because "Jake" has no life and he's a pervert. Ask KayCe and Anti.

-- Garret Ford (Parallax281457689@Yahoo.com), October 18, 2004.

Is jake the same guy that posts under the name "Patriot" and "MJ/airdike"? All his posts sound the same to me.

-- I Like Pasta (pastatrap@ravioli.com), October 18, 2004.

It is. Jake doesn't have a life or any morals. He's pond scum.

-- Garret Ford (Parallax281457689@Yahoo.com), October 19, 2004.

Now, now, Garret. How do you think that makes the pond scum feel?

-- Anti-bush (Comrade_bleh@hotmail.com), October 20, 2004.

Why don't you just ignore them? I mean when they post just leave it alone? If you ignore them eventually they will go away and not bother you anymore. I don't think they will shut you down, even though I have heard they have done horrible things like that in the past. You screwed up when you talked about beating their ass though don't say stuff like that. You probly couldn't and saying something like that just makes you look dumb. Ignore them. Their forums are set up all shitty anyway I havnt even bothered registering myself.

-- Lt. Breeden (Annunaki God@aol.com), October 20, 2004.

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