I won’t fight in this war, but if aliens ever attack, count me the fuck in!greenspun.com : LUSENET : Anarchy 2 : One Thread |
It just occurred to me as I was playing Quake II that I don’t want to kill people. I want to kill aliens. Hell, I’m a person, they’re people, what have they done to me to make me want to kill them? Nothing! So I won’t. But If aliens ever attack, I would be the first person to enlist. I think that’s what we need right about now. We need some aliens to come down, and act all friendly, and have the president greet them, only to have them turn on us and blow up the white house or something. So then we would don our giant ass futuristic machine guns, and shoot the living fuck out of them. I would do it. Would you?
-- U msut Feers Me (W.lovesblow@blank.com), September 22, 2004
Tard, sounds like it's time to UP your Prozac.
-- tardbusters (www.tard@busters.org), September 24, 2004.
I would fite dem...! OOnly if they was like uhhhhh evil!
-- (.@>.com), November 20, 2004.
Would the aliens do barbaric things like cut people's heads off to make us hate them? Aliens are people too, you know.Bazooka Joe
-- 2 (1@3.4), November 21, 2004.
No, Joe, they wouldn't go around chopping people's heads off, (innuendo, perhaps?) they'd be much less subtle. These aliens would be just like a cross of the aliens in Mars Attacks and Starship Troopers. Big, nasty, and mean. They'd run around blasting lasers everywhere and disintegrating people. We could all put aside our petty differences and wreak havoc on them. It's honestly what we need right now. Humanity vs. a Scapegoat!
-- U msut Feers Me (Dubyalovesblow00@hotmail.com), November 21, 2004.
Kill All Aliens
-- Geoff Lightning (curley2@tcnj.edu), March 03, 2005.
Oooh count me in, if I can disect the ones you kill... to find their weaknesses of course..
-- Tara (curious@curiouserandcuriouser.com), March 04, 2005.