A guy with a giant orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get that giant orange head?"

The guy says, "Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern.

A genie came out and said, ' I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire... what is your first wish?' I said, ' I'd like all the money I could ever spend.' The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.

Then he said, ' what is your second wish?' I said, ' I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.' The genie went Poof!, and there she was, a gorgeous woman who immediately loved me.

"Then the genie said, 'and what is your third wish?'... and I think this is where I went wrong... I said, I would like a giant orange head."

-- Jokeman (Jokeman@aol.com), August 31, 2004

Answers

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

-- ProudAmerican (ProudAmerican@usernet.com), August 31, 2004.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

-- Jaidev (j-jaster@yahoo.com), August 31, 2004.

LOL!!!

-- LOL! (lol@lol.com), August 31, 2004.

Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: You don't need a lightbuld when you glow in the dark.

-- -- (dermondstate@citywoxley.org), August 31, 2004.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and Poopeye the Thaylor?

The bucket.

-- Bored (bored@boring.com), September 02, 2004.

What's the difference between a poser like you that's to cracked in the head to even think up & post under your own addy & is the head Luser-Troll.... Nothing, you're both the same Crack-head Luser-Troll!

-- Detrick Hister (detrickhister@uwg.edu), September 02, 2004.

One more time in English, genius?

-- Huh?! (Huh@huh.com), September 03, 2004.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

-- Jaidev (j-jaster@yahoo.com), September 03, 2004.