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I hate cats. Last week I found a cat(live) it was pissing me off meowing and carrying on. so i tried to skin it while it was still alive. it was squirming so much that I cut myself i also cut too deep in some areas this made it hard to boil. Can some one come up with a way of making a cat skinning machine.(it has to have a way of tightly holding the cat but not hard enough to kill it I WANT IT TO SUFFER).

-- Elliot (ell001@hotmail.com), May 08, 2004

Answers

u dumbass what kind of a sick bastard skins a cat alive besides if your ging to skin a cat u splash it with scolding hot water (that softens the skin) then if u want to torment it skin it with a butter knife or u can do like i do i sit in my back yard nail its tail to a tree then throw rocks at it its just a fun way of tenderizing the meat

-- mr massacre (prankster98223@hotmail.com), May 11, 2004.

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