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ok well i was in my back yard one day aand by acident i stuck my dick in my xr 80 exhaust so what do i do lol j/p but for real the real question is how do i change pistion rings in my xr 80 lmao

-- Mike D'Adamo (bullrush705@aol.com), August 06, 2003

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1st of all you are 1 dum ass mother fucker for putin ur dick in the exhaust n to change the piston rings you have to take your dick out of the exhaust........2nd of all i think you should take it to a mechanic because anyone who sticks there dick in an exhaust is a DUMASS!!! im out payce... johny d

-- Johny D (gtcolts5@aol.com), August 07, 2003.

ok 1st u take a screw driver and pry out the old rings 2 u go buy new ones 3 then you take the new ones and tiwist them a little to get them in the right slots

travis 13years old!!

-- travis e (traves5@hotmail.com), August 07, 2003.


if your gonna stick ure dick in the exhaust make sure its cool first cuz i burned my dick once doing that

-- Michael T Jenkins (bob123456@hotmail.com), August 11, 2003.

i love u Michael T Jenkins once again

-- Mikey D'Adamo (bullrush705@aol.com), August 11, 2003.

Well, what u do is there is usually 2 rings on a piston. You should be able to pry them out with a screw driver and the discard them. then u but new piston rings and open them up and fit them on to the piston. If the piston has scores or dents in it then u might want to consider getting a new piston(s)because if u have many scores or dents in the piston u will lose compresion. to do this u will have to take the motor out of the dirtbike or if you are lazy then u can just take off the piston housing. then take off the old rings and replace the with new ones. then place the piston housingback on over the piston and make sure it's secure.

P.S ur an idiot for putting ur penis in the exhaust. Tisk tisk.

-- Tyler (sumguyfromcanada@hotmail.com), August 12, 2003.



your a real hero to my son who is three. i was fucking my 1977 yamaha when somebody starts it up and takes off, well that was the last i ever say of my Wiener in my body. But on the other hand i can suck it. Yeah to get out piston rings you pry them out and that take a small dick to hammer them down.

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-- you son of a mother fucker ass hole (yousonofamotherfuckerasshole@aol.com), March 16, 2004.

you fucked a exuast pipe? ypu sick Bastard

-- Dick Dedeye (Dick@aol.com), March 16, 2004.

ok what ya gatta do is suck some twoit and then go get some new fruckin rings and then put the fuckin things on if you cant fuckin doo that than get the fuck away frm the bike then go grab ur momand fuck her and tell her to help you

-- trtever mama (yomama845@hotmail.com), April 07, 2004.

Hey dude ur r notthe only one that does that! actually right before i came on the computer i stuck my dick in the exhaust pipe!! omg i think i might of cummed in it!!!! n then i had another guy come behinde me n stuck his dick in my ass n we had how anal sex!! i think i turned gay.... does n e other guy feel this way also? i dont knw but i love anal sex! i hope i'm not the only on that feels that way

-- Cocker (cocksuckingbitch@cocksucker.com), April 28, 2004.


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-- Cocker (fage78@hotmail.com), April 28, 2004.

Wut the hell is wrong with you people?

-- ??? (Whythefuckshouldukno@nowhere.com), August 29, 2004.

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-- adam lush (tazruggaboy7@hotmail.com), December 12, 2004.

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