What was your favorite old wivestale warning when you started dating?

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For me it had to be hearing that if I was caught driving barefoot with a girl 2 years younger than me in the car, that I could be charged with unlawful sex and forced to marry her. What tales did you hear when dating?

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), June 12, 2003


Going a drive-in with a boy, I would come home pregnant.

-- Sherry (veggiemamma@msn.com), June 12, 2003.

Now we know why drive ins went away. All the scared parents :>)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), June 13, 2003.

Take a good Look at the mother, that's the girl in 20 years.

Turned out to be the truth, not an old wives tale.

-- Jim Warner (kaji1@yahoo.com), June 13, 2003.

I never got pregnant at the driveins. Although I know of a few that it could of happened there

-- Sherry (veggiemamma@msn.com), June 13, 2003.

Jim, I dated a girl in high school whose mother looked like Uncle Fester with magambos. That girl must have been adopted, she looks even better 25 years later.

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), June 14, 2003.

Jay; My 1st wife was and is just like her mother 40 yrs later and my oldest daughter is getting more like them every day. I rest my case.

-- Jim Warner (kaji1@yahoo.com), June 14, 2003.

Jay, what is a magnabo?

-- Sherry (veggiemamma@msn.com), June 14, 2003.

H(.) (.)ters

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), June 14, 2003.

Men are dogs, they want one thing only and when they are done they leave you along!!

Oh thats not an old wives tale, thats the truth.


-- Eileen (Hileenie2001@yahoo.com), June 19, 2003.

Some women can be like that too. When my exwife got what she wanted and moved on at least she only took the cash and left me the house I slaved for 7 years to give her a nice home to live in. Men might fall prey to the sex bait, but women often know how to set the hook. :>)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), June 19, 2003.

more times than naught, women know how to clean the fish also,,,,,

-- Stan (sopal@net-pert.com), June 19, 2003.

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