CANING YOU UNTIL YOU FART

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THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S TRUE. DO YOU PEOPLE REMEMBER THE BOY THAT WENT TO SINGAPORE AND GOT CANED BECAUSE OF ALL THE GRAFFITI HE WROTE? WELL, THAT WAS ME! WHAT THE MEDIA DIDN'T TELL YOU IS THAT I KILLED THE WARDEN WITH MY ASS. HE WAS WHACKING IT SO HARD THAT I COULDN'T HELP BUT LET OUT AN ASS FART STRAIGHT FROM THE SIDE OF THE MOON YOU DON'T SEE. THE WARDEN STUMBLED IN CONFUSION AND DIED ON THE SPOT. NEVER FART WITH KING FART, FARTKNOCKERS. I WILL FART.

*FART*

-- KING FART (fartsideoftheforce@fartlordofthesith.com), March 25, 2003


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