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The current issue of the Weekly World News (Sept 24) reveals plans for a renovation of the Statue of Liberty, to give her bigger boobs (a really formidable pair). People who have been made aware of these plans are 10 to 1 against. (One wonders about the people in favor, they've got to be Clintonites.)
-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002
I suppose after all these years they're starting to sag?
-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002
I have a more cost effective solution. Buy here a Wonder Bra!
-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002
This renovation will make them the 'breast view' around?
-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002
Apoc, the boobs shown in the artist's rendition would need more than a Wonderbra. Support with thick girders would be necessary.
-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002
Maybe they could use one of those bras that pumps 'em up with air.
-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002