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Beware.Beware.
Be a very wary bear.
A Heffalump or Woozle
is very confusil.
A Heffalump or Woozle's very sly
sly sly SLY!
They come in ones or twosils
but if they so choosil
before your eyes you'll see them multiply
ply ply PLY!
They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down
They're in, they're out, they're all about!
They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here!
They're quick and slick, they're insincere!
Beware.
Beware.
Be a very wary bear.
They're extraordinary so better be wary
Because they come in ev'ry shape and size
If honey's what you covet, you'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize
Beware! Beware! Beware! Beware! BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
-- Anonymous, September 13, 2002
Poor Winnie the Pooh. The amount of shit he had to put up with... tsk tsk tsk.
Sorry, but from age 3+, I watched my Winnie the Pooh movie religiously. When I was little, every day. Now, its more of an annual event. It makes me laugh.
-- Anonymous, September 13, 2002
winnie the pooh is awesome.
-- Anonymous, September 13, 2002
-- Anonymous, September 13, 2002
ao, YOU FUCKING LOST ME THERE. AS FOR THE TIGER,WHY?
-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002
One day a teacher wanted to know what her kids did during the summer. One kid said "I road on a choo choo". The Teacher said "Use longer words". Another kid said "I rode in a car". The Teacher said "use longer words!" One kid said " I can use longer words". The teacher said "lets hear what you did". The kid said "I read whinnie the Shit".
-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002
JR, are you some kind of dumbass? The poetry, I can understand that confusing you. Given. But then we start talking about WINNIE THE POOH, and FC posts a picture of TIGGER. YOU tell ME what we're talking about. That is, unless you have never seen or heard of WINNIE THE POOH, in which case, you should be tortured to death. That's the gist!
-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002
Tigger looks like he's doing something....not...right.....
-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002
DS, thats amazin. I was thinkin the exact same thing...
Actually... thats kind of disturbing...
-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002
since your already posting crazed rhymes....
"The O.J. Murder Trial" by Dr.Seuss
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, not anytime.
And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!
-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002
I am the Final Fantasy Messiah.
-- Anonymous, September 16, 2002
Just couldn't be naffed to read it AO.As for HMHB i am the FF messiah
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
OH CRAP!'Bangs gong'BATTLE COMMENCE.
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
JESUS JUMPED UP CRACKED UP HAROLD HOLY CHRIST ON A TRAMPOLINE...*takes a vicodin pill*
ahh...
You cannot be serious. I'm not even going to dignify that lunacy with a proper response.
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
Oh im deadly serious.Messiah you may be but I AM THE GOD.
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
I WANT IN TO.'IN SQUEAKY VOICE'IM GOD.IM GOD''REPEATS, INCREASING IN SPEED AND PITCH.HEAD EXPLODES.EXPLOSION TAKES OUT McDullen the butler and nearby McDonalds clown.'also ren dies.as usual
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
heh heh ha hehFMMGAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA?
LET'S SEE SOME CREDENTIALS!
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
Killed Omega no holy war. killed all weapons Ruby etc on 7.vast collections of items throughout the series.
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
Any idiot with a Playstation can do that.
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
HAHAHAHAYou just named TWO out of the series. TWO? TWO? Of a possible...11? Keep playing, grasshopper.
*yawns* I'm bored.
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
Omega is easy w/o Holy war. I've even gone so far to whup his ass with just Zell....
-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002
according to sc AO hasn't killed omega without H.war
-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002
According to you being a dumbass, you obviously haven't heard AO's guys are all around LV. 50. Not to mention you completely ignored my comments.
-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002
F*ck this, i can't be bloody naffed to argue with you so lets just forget it O.K
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002
does their anyone out their that isn't a f**king p*ssy i challenge you all.
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002
to what?
-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002