Have you ever noticed that since the pugs left this forum, this place has become an almost heaven on earth!

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Now we can tell the truth without having them try and disrupt us. Stupid pugs, trying to ruin the world, so they can make a few bucks.

-- Kathy Krapapples (kat@krap.apples), September 10, 2002


Ain't it the truth. Preach it trollboy!

-- ain't it the truth (aint@it.though), September 10, 2002.

I like playing with pugs. I wish they would come back, especially Roloboy.

-- lol (pugs are more fun @ than. a barrel full of monkeys), September 10, 2002.

Kathy = trollboy after sex change surgery

-- (severed dick @ hend.bag), September 11, 2002.

severed dick,

call joey buttafucko right away, if you haven't swallowed it yet, it can be sewn back on. you gotta learn to keep your mouth offa that thing.

-- (momma told you @ not. to come), September 11, 2002.

I think you mean John Wayne Bobbit.

-- (theyre@all.the.same), September 11, 2002.

"The Battle of the Bobbit Hillbillies"
(Sing to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone,
It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.
Penis, that is.
Clean Cut. Missed his nuts.

Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side,
And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
And tossed him out the window as she rounded a bend.
Curve, that is,
Tossed the nub. In the shrub.

She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "Over there"
To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
Found, that is.
By a fence. Evidence.

Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too long.
So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!"
"A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need"
And the whole world waited till they heard that
Johnny peed.
Whizzed, that is.
Even seam. Straight stream.

-- hee haaaw (y'all cum back now @ ya. hear), September 11, 2002.

Donít know about pugs and such but you clowns that are left should be collected for observation ASAP.

GAWD, what a bloody mess this place has turned into.

-- Where's (the@old.gang?), September 11, 2002.

Most of the old gang were coward pugs, so they ran away to hide in a world of delusion. They bashed "Klintoon" continuously, but now that they see their idiot hero Dumbya is a fascist, they are too ashamed to confront the truth. You'll find them over at Slowboard trying to muster up the courage to post a new word to the word association thread. That's as much as they can cope with right now. Be gentle.

-- (they@crack.easily), September 11, 2002.

OK, so I lied.

Blow me sweetheart. I was arguing against the fascist elements of this society before you were born. It's a nightmare trying to become reality in this country.

But I do find the word association thread entertaining.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), September 12, 2002.

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