This is MOST distressing!

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), August 12, 2002

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-- (to@the.next page), August 12, 2002.

Nah, Gayla, I don't believe it. They make glue from dead horses, not from dead ducks. Now duck tape.... that's a different matter!

-- Tricia teh Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), August 12, 2002.

Yikes! This will require an immediate FRLian investigation! Horrors!

As Chief Investigatress of this here FRL, it is not surprising that you were the first to find this. Now it will be necessary to conduct a full scale investigation of this matter and report back your findings so that we may determine what our response should be.

Since it involves our feathered friends, you are encouraged to seek the assistance of Field Marshall Tricia. Also, you may want to initiate en emergency contact to FRLian Field Marshalls SOB, Ashton, and Leska for additional help. (it would be great if they could at least stop by to check in on this ;-)

-- (sonofdust@oh.no!), August 12, 2002.

Hmmmmn......

But we know that the ingeeseients going' down the hacth are NOT of the stealth goose persuasion ....

... because we can still see the goosees.

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (racookpe@earthlink.net), August 12, 2002.

OMG..thats not duct tape..dont you see? ..Its Soylent Green!!!

-- quack.. (k@a.n), August 13, 2002.

I will see what I can find out. SOB hasn't been heard from in a very long time. :-(

Soylent Green? We were just talking about that movie earlier this week when the news about Charlton Heston came out. Hmmmm....

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), August 14, 2002.

Could it be? Could those ducks have been hiding in Charlton Heston's toupee? Here toupee, ducked tomorrow?

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 15, 2002.

LOL, Aunt Bee!

-- Tricia the Cancuk (jayles@telusplanet.ent), August 15, 2002.

"Here toupee, ducked tomorrow?

Can it lady!

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (racookpe@earthlink.net), August 20, 2002.

Umm Robert, do yoy mean can the toupee, or can the duck, or would that be a Canadian duck? I am soooo confused!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 21, 2002.

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-- Robert A. Cook, PE (racookpe@earthlink.net), August 25, 2002.

Aunt B, if that's Canuckian, it's gotta be a goose, not a duck. It's only a duck if it's tape. All clear now? :-)

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.ent), August 25, 2002.