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I had a dream...oh what a dream...I had last night.
Man came up to me, said Clinton was his name.
Looked me in the eye, said "I feel your pain."
"Well, feel this, m-f" said I
and then I socked him in the eye.
But then I awoke, and realized that I was only dreaming.
Never will happen, never did happen.
Life's bloody unfair.

-- T.S.Eliot (poems@poems.poems), August 01, 2002


With zebra stripes along his jaw Bill didn't understand and still doesn't.

-- Carlos (, August 01, 2002.

Carlos, your dream is one of violence and reveals a great need for psychic healing.

But take heart, slick-Willy may be changing his stripes. He recently pledged that "if Iraq came across the Jordan River, I would grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die".

And pigs would fly out of my butt.

-- (, August 02, 2002.

No Lars, it's monkeys flying out of your butt. Trust me, it happens a lot less than pigs.

-- Uncle Deedah (, August 02, 2002.

Unk is right Lars. You gotta butt problem?

-- (Mike Myers @ Wayne's.World), August 02, 2002.

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