On the day when the sky is blue as the sun rises from the west we will return to our earthly bodies, rising out from the water flocking in droves to to the place where money buys all things (shops). We will all live peacefully as one (one in Zelda) joined together by the power of the Triforce. Babies will be born not knowing another meaning to life but the true meaning we know. Untill that day the earth will not know us.

-- Mark (fay_mark@hotmail.com), July 31, 2002

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and that day is neigh...'tis written in stone, and in the risings of the sun and tha motion of the tides that speaks of it, yea, verily, it doth come....

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), July 31, 2002.

The Gods(Nintendo) have spoken, we have recieved many visions of what is to come, our people shall be more than the salt of the ocean and the sand of the beach. The tide is near, and the time draws close. Contain your joy and have no fear, we shall reign over all. Happy those with faith for their joy shall be full.

-- Mark (fay_mark@hotmail.com), August 04, 2002.

Miyamoto (god) produced 2 sons, Mario, and Link, who upon reaching their 18th birthdays, were met with God and their fates were chosen. To Mario, God said: "and thou shalt take thy plunger, and go into the kingdom of Mushroom, and thou should Sojurn there, and multiply, and become fruitful." and Mario spoketh: "Mamma mia, it's-a me, Mario!" and he went into the kindom of mushrooms to sojurn.

When it came Link's turn to meet with God, he spoketh: "Father, my older brother Mario has already become a smash sucess in the Land of the Mushrooms...what can I do to match his successes?" And God then bestowed the Master Sword upon Link, and spoketh: " I grantith thee the sword of legend. take this, along with thy 1337 gaming skilz, to the land of Hyrule, and become mighty there." And link went to Hyrule, and became Mighty. ~Nes 1.23

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), August 06, 2002.

Mario's only eighteen!!? Now that's a Mamma mia if ever I heard one. Sorry Davey, I can't match your superb offering, It would only make mine look realy small and,.. well pathetic next to your man sized portion.

-- Mark (fay_mark@hotmail.com), August 12, 2002.

lol, i'm planning on writing a "bible" on the history of video games, of sorts...and, oficially, Mario was supposed to be in his mid-40's when Super Mario 1 came out in 1985, so by now, he'd be over 70!!

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), August 12, 2002.

It jst doesn't make any fucking sense!!!!!!

-- Hanz Jackmeaoff (FingersMcgraw@aol.co), October 30, 2002.

Please refrain from use of Obscenity at this bboard.

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), October 31, 2002.

oh fuckin blow me pooh boy go back to kindergarten where all they say is nice things and you can take a nap. FUcking queer

-- HAHA (dodrugsinstead@moveoutofyourmomshouse@suckmeoff.com), May 19, 2003.

ok on the subject of mario(sorta)tell me this-luigis name is luigi mario and it is the mario brothers so dose that make maarios second name mario?great thinking marios dad...

-- manga bunny (lains shadow@hotmail.com), January 17, 2004.