Kenny the Farmer : LUSENET : Unk's Troll-free Private Saloon : One Thread

Got this in an email and thought it was cute:

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

-- Pammy (, July 25, 2002


Courtesy bump.

-- Little Nipper (, July 25, 2002.


Sounds like Decker to me. ;<))) Oh, you mean that Kenny-boy. Same difference, I guess. Kenny-boy went to school here, they are trying to figure out what to do with the stuff named for him. :<))) & ))). The trouble business schools have. ;<)))&)))&)))$

Best Wishes,,,,,


-- Z1X4Y7 (, July 25, 2002.

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