Hideous Bush policies drive sheep to a mass suicide

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400 Sheep Commit Suicide in France

Las Vegas Sun July 23, 02


NICE, France- More than 400 sheep leapt to their deaths this weekend in mountainous southeastern France - likely a panicked attempt to escape from a pack of wolves, police said.

The sheep have lain in a ravine near the Mercantour national park since Saturday, and police were burning them on Tuesday. Officials discovered wolf bite marks on some of the carcasses.

Police said there was no risk of contamination to the water supply.

The local agriculture department started a procedure to reimburse the owner, who lost 406 animals - nearly his entire herd.

-- (Dumbya's @ sheep.shed again.), July 23, 2002


Top Ten Reasons Sheep are better Than Women:

10. You don't have to be in a fraternity.

9. They're always on all fours

8. You don't have to buy them dinner

7. They can't complain

6. Men can run faster

5. Guaranteed to make animal noises

4. Easy entry

3. No foreplay required

2. Wham Bam Thank you Lamb

1. They're always tight

-- (bah bah bah @ tables down.at Morey's), July 23, 2002.

Poor trollboy, you're trying much too hard.

-- (roland@hatemail.com), July 23, 2002.

Rolly, the boy forgot to mention that the sheep all come down with fierce migraines when hes around.

-- Lol (trollboy@half.wit), July 23, 2002.

LOL, it ain't working Roloboy! Anyone can tell the difference between my posts and yours since mine are based on facts, and yours are completely ludicrous. Don't let that stop you though, since it's obvious you are incapable of doing anything productive. Knock yourself out, retard boy!

-- Bwahahahaa!! (the original @ dumbya. troll), July 23, 2002.

Trollboy has lost it. He now blames everything on Bush, and then when ridiculed for this, he actually reads the article and realizes it has nothing to do with Bush. So he blames others for his spam. You are not fooling us trolboy.

-- (get@some.help), July 24, 2002.

LOL, whatever you say, niggah boy.

-- bwahahaa! (I drove @ roloboy. nuts), July 24, 2002.

Oh come on!

At least give him credit for "Wham, bam, thank you lamb".

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), July 24, 2002.

With the exception of the 4th and 6th reply to this thread, and your reply JBT, the entire thing was done by retard Roloboy. I've gotten under his skin so much that he's flipped his nut and started posting anti-pug rubbish. Unk can verify this by checking Rolo's IP location.

-- LOL (Rolo's @ lost. it), July 24, 2002.

I love you trollboy and so do all your trolls. Heeeehaaww.

-- (roland@indy.net), July 25, 2002.

For JBT: Giving credit where credit is due.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), July 25, 2002.

Dammit! The link expired. Nevertheless, Google has a cached copy. Just punch in "Wham, bam, thank you lamb". Trollboy did a C&P without giving credit.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), July 25, 2002.

an attribution for absolution

-- (shameless trollboy @ confessional.booth), July 26, 2002.

Nice try Rolo, I didn't type that.

-- (wolo@the.dog), July 27, 2002.

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