I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home - she's 91 and has Alzheimer's and is completely senile - when I walked into her room she didn't recognize me, then she started calling me 'Jack' - that was my grandfather's name - he died 10 years ago - but she was convinced I was realy her late husband and she pulled up her nightdress and said "It's been so long, Jack" and spread her legs open - I could see her aged, worn cunt - then she reached out and grabbed my penis hard, I couldn't get away - by now she was naked and was tearing at my pants zipper - she begged me, "Please Jack, I haven't had it since WW2" - then she said, "Put it in the back entrance, we can't have any more children" - I guess back in those days they didn't have the Pill - by now she was sucking on my penis and with no teeth I found myself getting an erection - with difficulty she rolled onto her stomach and moved her legs apart, revealing her anal cavity - I thought I would play along and poked her bunghole with my dick - then I slid into her - all of a sudden a huge rumble sounded and diarrhea started running out of her asshole and all over my dick

-- Confused (believer@familyvalues.com), July 19, 2002

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You are without a doubt one sick fuck.Even if you made this story up as a goof,just to think about something like that shows that you need professional pyschiatric help as an in-patient in some looney bin. Go get the help you so deperately need you deranged fuck.

-- NYSal (ny_sal2001@yahoo.com), July 29, 2002.