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That egregious codger named Ross
Should contribute as often as poss.
Contented with hosting
His every posting,
We < heart > him up here in Écosse. An intransigent Marxist called Morris
Told his embassy contact (one Boris),
In despair but with pith:
‘If I’d known we’d get Smith,
I’d not have unseated Steve Norris!’ She signed herself simply as ‘Abbie’
And her forum, though empty, was fabby.
But in dribbles and chunks
’Twas invaded by drunks
And it now looks decidedly shabby…

-- Poet From Hell (look@thestateof.that), July 03, 2002

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That egregious codger named Ross
Should contribute as often as poss.
Contented with hosting
His every posting,
We < heart > him up here in Écosse.

An intransigent Marxist called Morris
Told his embassy contact (one Boris),
In despair but with pith:
‘If I’d known we’d get Smith,
I’d not have unseated Steve Norris!’

She signed herself simply as ‘Abbie’
And her forum, though empty, was fabby.
But in dribbles and chunks
’Twas invaded by drunks
And it now looks decidedly shabby…

-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), July 03, 2002.


Veronica, Mildred and Lucy
Had mixed feelings at rhyming with ‘juicy’,
But on Mil and on Vron
I’ve no in-for-may-shon
While of Luce I know all too much, d’you see?

A receptionist laddie named Darren
Of amusing remarks was not barren.
He posted here once
So he’s plainly no dunce
And maybe if we write a limerick about him he’ll carry on contributing to Mindless Prattle until we don’t need him anymore because we’ve attracted a whole load of B-list celebrity contributors such as Malcolm McLaren!!!!

-- Poet From Hell (look@thestateof.that), July 06, 2002.


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