....is my foreskin back. Someone took it without my permission. Can I get a prepuce transplant?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), June 11, 2002

Answers

Nemesis, I am sorry for your loss. My prepuce is a source of profound pleasure and pride.

Alas, prepusi cannot be transplanted. However, you may be interested in prepuce reconstruction.

Toodles.

-- (Algernon C. Braithewait III @ Cambridge.MA), June 11, 2002.

Didn't you know that babies, both born and unborn, have no rights; no rights to life and no rights to prepuces. Just ask Flint and the other pro-abortion folks.

-- (solly@cholly.), June 11, 2002.

Trust me, you don't want it back. Too much work cleaning out all the smegma.

-- Johhny Wad (better to have @ squeaky clean. chrome dome), June 11, 2002.

Johnny, you ever heard of soap and water? I tend to accumulate clitoral smegma but I find that careful rub-dub-dub is very effective. Sometimes I do my hairy armpits and anus too.

-- (lorelei@jiffy.lube), June 11, 2002.

Of course, but I need to use a toothbrush to get in there underneath all the folds of skin. Like I said, it's a lot of extra work. I can help you keep that snatch clean though, I have a loofa condom that scrubs it up real good.

-- Johhny Wad (lets go lorelei @ i'll give you. a wash and lube), June 11, 2002.

I’m circumcised and I’m content. But, as all men know, a good penis is like a good car. As long as it starts up reliably when you want it to, and keeps going for as long as needed -- why complain or wonder if you should have gotten a different model? Now, if yours doesn’t “start up” the way you want, I suppose you’ve got a valid complaint.

-- E.H.Porter (just.wondering@about.it), June 12, 2002.

Sometimes we're just stuck and we have to live with it; you with a small penis, me with big feet.

-- (sigh@oh.well), June 12, 2002.

And Democrats with small intellects.

-- Just calling them like (I@see.them), June 14, 2002.

Thank you for a bit of perspective E.H.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), June 14, 2002.