Humor for the women

greenspun.com : LUSENET : A Country Singletree : One Thread

My sister sends me the darnest things ! ! ! **************************** Perfect breasts (o)(o)

Fake silicone breasts ( + ) ( + )

Perky breasts (*)(*)

Big nipple breasts (@)(@)

A cups o o

D cups { O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts (oYo)

Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided breasts (o)(O)

Pierced Breasts (Q)(Q)

Hanging Tassels Breasts ( p)( p) >

Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )

Android Breasts | o | | o |

Martha Stewart's Breasts ( $)( $)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

She replied, "Yes, could you get rid of this middle breast?"

And so it was done, and it was good. Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.

OK Girls - now that you have had your laugh, remember breast cancer awareness - so have those boobs checked out and stay healthy.

-- Granny Judy (cluckin along@cs.com), June 02, 2002

Answers

Thanks Granny! Great way to start the day!!

-- Susan in MN (nanaboo@paulbunyan.net), June 03, 2002.

Ha! And what a great way to plug cancer awareness!

-- Patty (SycamoreHollow@aol.com), June 03, 2002.

Moderation questions? read the FAQ