eeeew, would you eat it?

-- (freaky@funky.chicken), May 20, 2002

Answers

He's still got some pubic feathers on his back, butthole, and kneecaps. We couldn't get rid of those without completely neutering the little sonfabitch!

We're working on 2 new mutations of chicken, one is all white meat and the other is all dark meat, for those who only like one kind of meat.

-- Colonel Sanders ($3.99 Special @ Bucket o'.Nude Chicken (eat at your own risk)), May 21, 2002.

When I was younger, I was aware of an organization for the prohibition of naked animals. They put large diapers on livestock, for example. If the organization still exists, this must be driving them crazy.

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), May 21, 2002.