One problem with this damn place.. : LUSENET : Unk's Troll-free Private Saloon : One Thread that it doesn't have enough riddles.

I have three. They all involve engineers.

(1) When does someone decide to become an engineer?

(2) What do engineers use for birth control?

(3) How can you tell an extroverted engineer?

-- Mr. Laffs (ho@ho.ho), May 20, 2002


(1) When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker.

(2) Their personalities.

(3) When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

-- (what@i.think), May 20, 2002.

To "what i think",

Damn, you're really good.

-- Mr. Laffs (ho@ho.ho), May 20, 2002.

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