The Kokomo hum

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Kokomo, a town 40 miles north of Indy, has been experiencing a low frequencing humming noise which makes some people sick. Most people cannot hear it but it does exist; it has been recorded electronically. The source of the mystery sound has not been identified. Several other locations around the world have had similar phenomena, such as Taos, NM in the early 90s.

Kokomo hum

-- (lars@indy.net), May 13, 2002

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It has been described as sounding like this........

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

-- (lars@ibdy.net), May 13, 2002.


Monika Lewinsky went to the dry cleaners and asked the owner, "Can you clean this dress of mine?" "Come again?", asked the owner hard of hearing. "No", Monika replied, "Mustard".

-- That (girl@can.hmmmmmmmmmm), May 13, 2002.

For some reason this made me think of the old Frank Zappa song, "Dynamo Hum". I'll have to think for a while to see if the lyrics come back to me.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), May 14, 2002.

LYRICS TO: Dinah-Moe Humm, BY Frank Zappa

I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no,

Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Where this Dinah-Moe Comin' from Done spent three hours An' I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the

I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it 'Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta get out of it Before I get into it 'Cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out of it To get myself into it

(She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...)

Just get me wasted An' you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister Who was holdin' the bet An' wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ________ if I wasn't done yet

I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on there

(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin' BUNS UP! I was wheelin' an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED An' she started in to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered 'n quaked An' clutched at herself While her sister made a joke 'Bout her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, Fauna? Y'wanna?

MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin'

Did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more...

MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize 'em... Gimme your lighter...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named

She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some,

Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe

-- Just (the@facts.Jack), May 14, 2002.


Jack, from this moment forward, I am gonna be thinking about you in a whoooooole different kinda way........................................

:)

Cynthia

-- (Cynthia@rereading the lyrics in.Iowa), May 14, 2002.



What???? Yopu don't like Frank Zappa, Cynthia?

Thanks for the lyrics, Just. Kiss my aura Dora. How could I forget.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), May 15, 2002.


Never was a huge Zappa fan, but his sons were cute. Those lyrics made me laugh, though. :)

JBT, I'm counting down..approximately 3 months.

Cynthia

-- (Cynthia@packing in.Iowa), May 15, 2002.


Sounds like a poisoning lars. If actually recorded that blows my guess. Would check veracity of the "recorded" reports. Coupla my hero stories involve guessing at home poisonings. Actually saved a few.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), May 16, 2002.

nevermind

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), May 16, 2002.

Transformer hum

-- Cherri (whatever@who.cares), May 16, 2002.


Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take ya

Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama....

J

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), May 16, 2002.


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