anyone noticed that east of line from Sheffield to Oxford there is now no Premiership football.

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2002

Answers

Unless Norwich make it, of course.

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2002

Oh my God! Bin Laden has taken out London!

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2002

"Bin Laden has taken out London!"

Anywhere nice?

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2002

Ah sure, he's only got one thing on his mind. Those towel heads are all the same. ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2002