Before you speak, Listen Before you write, Think Before you pray, Forgive Before you quit, Try

-- TomK(mich) (tjk@cac.net), April 22, 2002

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That did not turn out very easy to read so here it is again in better form:

Before you speak,Listen

Before you write,Think

Before you pray,Forgive

Before you quit,Try

-- TomK(mich) (tjk@cac.net), April 22, 2002.

That "forgive" part is timely, just got this joke from someone:

Forgive Our Enemies In his Sunday sermon, the minister used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After the sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied, he harangued the congregation for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This received a response of eighty percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for fifteen more minutes and repeated his question. All responded except one elderly gentleman in the rear. "Mr. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." "Mr. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "One hundred and one." "Mr. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a man can live to be one hundred and one and not have an enemy in the world." The old man teetered down the aisle, slowly turned to face the congregation, smiled and said, "I outlived every one of them!"

-- Chelsea (rmbehr@istar.ca), April 22, 2002.

Chelsea-I loved that. thank you for a great laugh.

-- laura (okgoatgal@hotmail.com), April 23, 2002.