Let's see you have doled out responsibility to Israel, Palestine, & every Arab neighbor when it comes to Middle East "peace", but you conveniently left out you or your administration out in this whole affair. Must be nice to go hide under a rock in Crawford Texas after you create disasters of monumental proportions. If Powell's mission would have went "well" then you would be the first one out hogging the limelight, taking credit and looking for a photo opportunity.

Well, guess what? You are accountable to the American people who should plainly see what you do whenever things don't go your way. We need a president who will be there no matter how "hot" it gets in the kitchen. Israel, the world, and the people of this nation need a leader & a partner, not a "fair weather" friend that pops out like the ground hog whenever the sun is shining.

Thank God I didn't vote for the likes of you. It saves me the embarrassement of having to tell the world that I elected an irresponsible excuse of mismanagement talents. And these people want you to take on Iraq? Just show me the bunker you will be hiding in because I would like to feel safe too.

Soon even your own followers and backers will run out of excuses for you. Hopefully no one else will have to "die" for you to prove a point. Try taking some responsibility for a difficult situation for a change, and not a "kiss the baby" Rah! rah! pep talk over the war on "terrorism".

WE WANT A RESPONSIBLE PRESIDENT WHO STICKS HIS NECK OUT!

WE DON'T NEED A "SHADOW" PRESIDENT WHO DISSAPPEARS WHEN BAD "SPIN" MAY RUIN HIS NUMBERS...

WE NEED AL GORE! JOIN THE SONS & DAUGHTERS OF LIBERTY!

E PLURBUS UNUM! GOD BLESS THE USA!

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 19, 2002

Answers

IS THIS A PUCE OR MAUVE ALERT?

LOOK OUT AMERICA! BUSH HAS LOST AN APPROVAL POINT! Better come up with a YELLOW ALERT!(Isn't that what it was before?) Better make this a DOUBLE SPECIAL SUPER SECRET YELLOW ALERT! That should get us a couple more percentage points after we scare the YELL out of the public AGAIN!

So Zubadayah talked a little. He could have LIED A LITTLE TOO! These "terrorists" love to send this nation out on "red herrings" ALL OF THE TIME! BUT WE TORTURED HIM! WHY WOULD HE LIE? Just TO GET US TO STOP? I guarantee everyone that if these "terrorists" strike again then WE WILL BE TOTALLY TAKEN BY SURPRISE AGAIN! WHY? Because we will be so NUMB from all these ALERTS that when a real need is realized we will just think THERE THEY GO CRYING WOLF AGAIN!

WE NEED A PRESIDENT WHO THINKS BEFORE HE SPEAKS! WE NEED AL GORE!

-- Florida Cowboy (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 19, 2002.

But Polls Do Lie!

When Gallup or some other polling concern says that Bush has an 80% approval rating they leave out one important statistical fact every time, and that is what the nature of the polling sample they took.

Was it 80% of Republicans? Was it 80% of the wealthy? Or was it 80% of people wearing "I LOVE BUSH" teeshirts? That rating can go either way depending upon the sample bias. Since most polls are intrinsically biased the moment they are taken, then it is not good advice to believe polls.

Well then what about independent news polls like CNN? Another practice I prefer to call "poll" stuffing is when you get someone who is for Bush who goes in and packs the poll with favorable ballots under different identities if necessary(the deceased ar easy victims for this). No matter how it goes the poll is still "biased" and false from inception. I am sure a regular crew of staffers probably work all the time on this "spin" element.

THE ONLY POLLS YOU NEED TO TRUST ARE ON ELECTION DAY!

THE TRUTH COMES IN A BALLOT!

A VOTE FOR GORE IS A VOTE FOR TRUTH! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 19, 2002.

Watch Out for that Light in the TUNNEL...

It just might be an embarrasing AMTRAK DERAILMENT coming YOUR WAY! OF COURSE IT WASN'T AN ACT OF TERRORISM! THAT WOULD MAKE US LOOK BAD ON TOP OF THE MIDDLE EAST SNAFU!

Then explain why that track PASSED NOT ONE BUT TWO INSPECTIONS BY CSX THE PREVIOUS DAY! I take we are supposed to think THEY ARE AT FAULT OR TELLING US A LIE? I don't think so at all.

I DON'T BELIEVE FOR ONE SECOND IT WAS CAUSED BY A SUN BUBBLE OR A PASSING FREIGHT TRAIN...Rails are not made of "silly putty"..4 PEOPLE DIED ON THAT TRAIN, BUT WE WERE TOO BUSY GUARDING BANKS IN THE NORTHEAST BECAUSE OF SOME "RED HERRING" PASSED TO US BY A NON-REPUTABLE SOURCE.

They must have fun just leading us around by the nose. They must get a good laugh over it too.

I WOULD DRIVE TO DISNEY WORLD IF THEY DON'T BOOBY TRAP THE ROAD NOW THAT IS......

TIME TO REGAIN SANITY! TIME TO GO WITH GORE!

-- COWBOY! (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 19, 2002.

YET ANOTHER TRAIN!

Now we have FREIGHT TRAINS & COMMUTER LINES SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER IN CALIFORNIA! Better keep an eye on THOSE GLORIFIED MONEY HOLES IN THE NORTH EAST! Was this another SUNBUCKLE? 2 more DEAD and 260 INJURED...Better issue a BLUE CHOO-CHOO ALERT!

-- Cow Ranger (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 23, 2002.

Buildings Go Boom in NYC Again!

But it was definitely an accident this time. Why? Because another "terrorist" attack by detonation would be very "bad" spin, and make us look unresponsive. How can we get another Bush photo opportunity with him standing around all that broken glass & blood? It looks like a suicide bombing in Jerusalem, or another house being flattened in Jenin, and we don't want to remind everyone it was Bush's impatient "John Wayne" shoot'em up policies where you are with us or against us that caused all of this violence on top of waffling to one side or another. We can't let the American people believe this nation is being run by a dyslexic megalomanic puppet that reminds one of Claudius Caesar, or Caligula, or maybe even Nero...This administration "fiddles" while the world burns....

AL GORE WILL GIVE US REAL GOVERNMENT! NOT POSTURING AND LIP SERVICE AS PROVIDED BY THE PRESENT ADMINISTRATION! HE WON'T BE HIDING IN A BUNKER WHEN AMERICA NEEDS HIM! GO WITH GORE IN 2004!

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 26, 2002.

IT WAS CAMP DAVID!

THIS TIME! THE RANCH IS FOR DIGNITARY HOOP-DE-DOOS like with BLAIR OR PUTIN! CAMP DAVID IS WHERE THE HIDING ROCK IS LOCATED. I think CHENEY is using it right NOW!

-- COWBOY (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 19, 2002.

That's a "sun buckle" Mr. Cowboy. But still you are correct in your assumption. Rails don't just buckle without a reason....

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 19, 2002.

DRUM CADENCE & BUGLE CALL!

I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE CALL TO MARCH TO PUT THE LEGITIMATE PRESIDENT OF OUR NATION, ALBERT GORE, INTO HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE OVAL OFFICE OF THE WHITE HOUSE! WE ARE SMOKING THESE ENRON TERRORISTS OUT OF THEIR HOLES......NOW IT IS TIME TO GET THEM RUNNING!

What do you do about a president who can't even remember the content of his own speeches? WHAT DOES HE HAVE A 2 MINUTE MEMORY? Any president should know enough or care enough about what he says to be able to discuss the content, unless of course HE DIDN'T WRITE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! IS THIS MAN TOTALLY DIM OR WHAT?

I CAN HEAR THOSE MARCHING FEET, MOVING INTO THE STREET! It is time to muster to the BUGLE CALL! WE ARE ON OUR WAY. THE JOURNEY WILL BE LONG & BESET WITH SOME HARDSHIPS. IF A BROTHER OR SISTER STUMBLES OR FALLS BE READY TO PICK THEM UP! THERE IS SAFETY IN NUMBERS. THEY CAN TAKE IT ALL FROM US, BUT AS LONG AS WE LIVE AND BREATHE THEY CAN'T TAKE OUR VOTE. YOU WANT TO SEE RIOTS? JUST TRY CROOKING ANOTHER ELECTION IN 2002 & 2004!

A WARNING TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO USURP OUR DEMOCRACY AGAIN:

"Annuit Coeptus Novus Ordo Seclorum"

For all you conservative money lovers, IT'S ON THE BACK OF THE DOLLAR BILL YOU LOVE TO WORSHIP! THAT EYE IS WATCHING YOU. WE ARE WATCHING YOU, SO WE DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!

GO WITH GORE IN 2004! GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS! GOD BLESS AMERICA!

-- COWBOY (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 20, 2002.

Intelajunse

Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing > vacation to Europe. While visiting Europe, he is invited to > tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy > is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent > people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do > so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow > me to demonstrate." > > She phones Toni Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please > answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father > has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who > is it? Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." > > "Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. She > hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Gore?" > > "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" > > Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old > friends to the test. He calls Bill Clinton and says, "Hi, > Bill, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." > > "Why, of course, Al. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother > has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not > your brother or sister. Who is it?" Clinton hems and haws and > finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Gore > agrees and Clinton hangs up. > > Clinton immediately calls members of his old staff, and they > puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come > up with an answer. > > Finally, in desperation, Clinton calls Colin Powell at the > State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, your > mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child > is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Powell answers > immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot." > > Much relieved, Clinton rushes back to call Gore and exclaims. > "I know the answer Al! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!! > > And Gore replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair." >

-- Skip Miller (ssmillers@netzero.net), April 22, 2002.

Can You Come Up....

With anything that even remotely resembles rational thought at all? I see this same crap most of the time on unmanaged newsboards where your kind finds this funny...Sure it is certainly funny that the European Union just hiked tariffs on $300 million dollars worth of our exports with yet more to come...It is certainly funny that Iran is talking with China with the US as a subject...It is hilariously funny that people die and we claim it is because of a horrible friendly fire accident...In case you don't understand what I am getting at it is called using irony to prove a point...Like it is absolutely ironic that a pinhead such as yourself can actually think enough to use cut & paste to plop some garbage on the floor of this board...

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 23, 2002.

DUH...I THINK I IS SMART!

SO YOU CAN SCRAPE WASTE FROM THE DEPTHS OF URANUS. SO WHAT? I CAN DRINK 8 BEERS WITHOUT TAKING A WIZZ...THERE'S A PLACE FOR YOU IN THE NAVY SKIP...I HEARD THEY WERE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD ANCHORS...WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH ALL YOUR SHEET WEARING FRIENDS?

-- SKIPPY BONE RIDER (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 23, 2002.

WOW! HOW DEEP!

SUCH ORIGINAL THOUGHT! STRAIGHT FROM THE BATHROOM WALL OF THE OSAMA BIN-LADEN HILTON. BY THE WAY ASK THAT GENIUS OF A PRESIDENT THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH WHAT HAPPENED TO BIN-LADEN & MULLAH OMAR? WILL SADDAM HUSSEIN SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGERS AS EASILY? OR WILL OUR GOVERNMENT JUST SEND HIM A MAILER TO RENEW HIS VISA?

-- Florida Cowboy (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 23, 2002.

Try This One, Junior

Look here little feller:

Counties won by Gore: 677 Counties won by Bush: 2436 Population of counties won by Gore: 127 Million Population of counties won by Bush: 143 Million Square miles of country won by Gore: 580,000 Square miles of country won by Bush: 2,427,000 States won by Gore: 19 States won by Bush: 29 Sore Loserman couldn't even carry its own state of Tennesee, where the home folks know all about the phony leftwinger. Bush won Tennesee. It is obvious that sincere and honest Americans everywhere, in a vast majority, are exceedingly thankful that Sore Loserman lost. Everyone knows that considering the present woeful circumstances in which the previous administration has left America, Cliton/Sore Loserman should indeed just go away (and stay there). Source: USA Today

-- Skip Miller (ssmillers@netzero.net), April 23, 2002.

BUY SOME GLOBAL CROSSING!

Or how about some InfoSpace guaranteed by a broker WHO DUMPED HIS RESPONSIBILITY flat-out calling them JUNK while he commenced to heist them on UNSUSPECTING CLIENTS. Seems like we haven't even gotten by ENRON yet, and WE ARE ALREADY SEEING THE REST OF THE ICE BERG!

LOOKS LIKE CROWN PRINCE ABDULLAH TOOK PRESIDENT "EARS" TO THE WOODSHED TODAY AND TOLD HIM HE CAN'T PLAY HIS WAR GAMES AGAINST IRAQ IN SAUDI ARABIA'S BACK YARD. He was probably also told that SAUDI ARABIA WON'T TURN OFF THE OIL TAP as long as he GOES THEIR WAY! Besides WHY would SAUDI ARABIA refuse all THAT OIL MONEY to fund more TERRORISM! They can't keep PUTTING ON TELETHONS FOREVER!

So live in your FOOL'S PARADISE for as long as it PLEASES YOU! I WOULD SLING MY WOOD OVER YOURS ANY DAY!

-- EAT ME! (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 25, 2002.

Gerry Mandering Districts

Don't even grant this the grace of an honest reply as you can't anyway. No matter how you slice the pie, Gore won the overall popular vote taking most of the metropolitan areas that house the most people that had something to lose, and that was low to middle income working class families. Bush took areas populated by big estates, golf courses, and prairie dogs.

Ohio lost seats recently, and the 17th district was redrawn in a bid to Gerry Mander seats due to the loss of the 'crook' Jim Traficant a white wash Democrat that frequently voted with conservative Republicans on most issues while he took kickbacks from various sources including his employees. Then the 17th district became split with the southern end going to the 6th district, and Mahoning County along with Youngstown being joined with Akron and western counties to form the "new" 17th district. So what Republican planners had hoped to secure surely ended up blowing up in their faces as a Democratic windfall as both the 6th & 17th districts will most likely be filled by Democrats.

Redrawing district lines does not do anymore than help to secure that the candidate with the most votes will not get the most territory. That along with an antiquated Electoral College makes sure that a president is elected by geography and not population. So the 5% of this nation that holds the most real estate along with corporate cronies that would exploit the resources of that real estate get to rule and govern the nation.

But Jim Traficant was also a test case. If he can be prosecuted for having improvements done to his home then what will we do with politicians with their butts securely stuck in an ENRON moneyjar? Only time will tell.

Meanwhile we have more stock market scandals becoming compounded by brokerage houses. People lost massive amounts of capital from brokers that continued to tell them to buy stocks like Global Crossing Ltd. and InfoSpace knowing these corporations would likely take a nosedive. Just more of your typical Bush administration "ethical" business practices reminiscient of Charles Keating and the Savings & Loan Scandal.

"Those who refuse to remember the past are condemned to repeat it over and over again"...

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 25, 2002.

It is a Shame

That you can't even report any kind of facts without putting your "stink" to it. By the way, Bush got this nation with a "surplus" he squandered in the first year before disaster struck by giving all of his ENRON buddies a nice fat tax break. Now we run in a deficit, and you want to have a hip hip hooray parade for the "braindead" that actually believe we won't be paying for it down the line.

We went through this crap in the 80's, and paid for it almost all of the 90's. Now you primrosed path followers want all of us to follow you without any shoes on. After all the Emperor in the White House isn't wearing any clothes!

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 25, 2002.

GEE I CAN COUNT TOO!

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance then BAFFLE THEM WITH BS! NICE TO SEE YOU CAN ADD TOGETHER NUMBERS TOO, SKIP. Why don't you apply for work at ARTHUR ANDERSON? I hear they make plenty of BEDDING FOR YOU WITH THEIR SHREDDER! Just make sure YOU JUMP SHIP FIRST WHEN IT SINKS! OK?

-- SKIPPY'S PLOWBOY! (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 25, 2002.

My name is SKIP MILLER & I am a STUPID SNOTNOSED BOOGER PICKER!

-- Skippy Boy! (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 25, 2002.

Close your tags bozo.

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 25, 2002.

Gimme a BREAK! I'm NEW at HTML! Top that GESHTAPO SS Stormtrooper!

-- Bozo Boy! (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 25, 2002.

And suprised that you would sink to "his" level cowboy.

Snicker...Snicker...laugh..laugh!

SHAME ON YOU!

"Now just keep on going on with your dirty sinful business"...as Rev. Love Joy said to his dog when it dumped in Neddy's yard....

-- I am still shocked... (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 25, 2002.

Close Yer Tags Ya Clown...

-- Bozo (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 25, 2002.

Well you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose! Hey Skip maybe you and our esteemed "commander-in thief" can trade finger strokes....

-- News of the Day! (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 25, 2002.

Now is it done?

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), April 25, 2002.

Now you are ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN MILLER! As for YOU SKIP, you write the most unintelligent material you can STEAL, everyone who lays eyes those words ends up EVEN STUPIDER for READING YOUR POSTS! AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL, BECAUSE I KNOW I WON'T!

-- Kudos to You! (floridacowrustler@hotmail.com), April 25, 2002.

Well, Mr. Miller, how does it feel to be set upon? Too bad that the only thing you wanted to do was inflame & incite. Maybe if you would have come to this forum with so much as a modicum of politeness & common sense then I would have had no choice but to actually defend your viewpoint. But you came here just to see how much mud you could run through. Any time that you actually develope some essence of intelligence enough to actually do something besides the "shut-up & go away" routine then we may actually take you seriously. In the meantime go lift your leg and spray Limbaugh. He likes that verbal fetish crap. Also, you and your bozo friends may find it great fun to bomb LUSENET, and try to shut off the 1st Amendment from fulfilling its own natural course. But we can find out your gate & your IP Address, so delivering our mailing addresses to porn sites will only get you in more trouble. Besides, how hard do you think it is to shut down an E-mail box & open a new one? WE WON'T SHUT UP! & WE WON'T GO AWAY! NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO SHUT US DOWN!

-- Mr. T (workingstiff6198@yahoo.com), May 03, 2002.