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Subject: Survivor Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor, Texas Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!

-- gene ward (, April 19, 2002


Just wanted to let you know that I am not offended by this joke. No need to flame it for being insensitive to Texans.

-- Rose (born in Texas, live in Texas) (, April 19, 2002.

Offended?? Heck no. That's probably what would happen! -LOL- You could have tossed in the AR Terrorists, too!

From A Texan

-- ~Rogo (, April 19, 2002.

This should be interesting.

-- Judy (, April 19, 2002.

That's funny! Heck, if we can't laugh at ourselves once in awhile, we're in trouble.

-- Ardie/WI (, April 19, 2002.

Sounds like a friend of mine's father [true story]He got lost in Harlem in 1968 with a Wallace for President sticker on his car.He made it out.

-- Gary (, April 19, 2002.

!!!!!!!CHUCK!!!!!!!!, I find this post extremely offensive,, I hope you have the good common sense (this time) to remove it,, bashing people that voted for Al gore,, come on, thats like picking on people for riding the short bus to school ~~!!!!!!!!!!

-- Stan (, April 19, 2002.

Lighten up Stan, it is only a joke being posted. Sit back have another beer and have a good laugh. I am sure a lot of us get a good laugh from some of your answers, I know I do. Always looking forward to your good humor. Mary

-- Mary (, April 19, 2002.

I love it! Sissy, (born and raised in texas!)

-- Sissy (, April 19, 2002.

Go ahead and laugh...but it probably rings true! lol My DH is still laughing,but honestly I'd sign up for it,except I'd have to show a bumper sticker saying I voted for Gore.That's a 'never get out alive' sign if I ever saw

-- Johna (in central TX) (, April 19, 2002.

Gosh, Mary- I thought Stan was joking!

-- Elizabeth (, April 19, 2002.

I'm a Texan, born and raised and I think it funny!!!

-- Jodie in TX (, April 20, 2002.

It is curious how preoccupied we are with being offended.

-- paul (, April 20, 2002.

Good joke. Sounds like it could double as a "Kervorkian Apparatus" also :>)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (, April 20, 2002.

Oh, that's too good!

-- Christine in OK (, April 21, 2002.

Laughing my butt off in deep south Texas . . . good one. "My wife; yes, my dog; maybe, my guns; NEVER!

-- j.r. guerra in s. tx. (, April 22, 2002.

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