Roadside conversation between city slicker and farmer

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This is an old one, but somehow none of my kids ever heard it before.

City Slicker: Look at that big bunch of cows!

Farmer: Herd.

CS: Heard of what?

F: Herd of cows.

CS: Of course I've heard of cows!

F: No, a cow herd.

CS: What do I care if a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a cow!

-- Cathy N. (eastern Ontario) (homekeeper86@sympatico.ca), April 02, 2002


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