Roadside conversation between city slicker and farmergreenspun.com : LUSENET : Country Families : One Thread |
This is an old one, but somehow none of my kids ever heard it before.City Slicker: Look at that big bunch of cows!
Farmer: Herd.
CS: Heard of what?
F: Herd of cows.
CS: Of course I've heard of cows!
F: No, a cow herd.
CS: What do I care if a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a cow!
-- Cathy N. (eastern Ontario) (homekeeper86@sympatico.ca), April 02, 2002