Bush to Arafat: Stop Suicide Attacks

greenspun.com : LUSENET : Unk's Troll-free Private Saloon : One Thread

"Hey Arafat, uuuuuh, ya gotta stop dem attacks, uuuuuh,
ya know what I mean? Uuuuuuuuh, make no musstake about it, uuuuuh,
it jus ain't nice ta be blowin people up dat way, uuuuh, ya dig?
It's okay to drop bombs on 'em from, uuuuuuuh, up in da air, y'know,
like we do, but ya jus can't walk up an suhprize sumbuddy like dat,
uuuuuh, get my drift? C'mon now, uuuuh, you better knock it
off with dat stuff, it ain't fair! Make no musstake about it, uuuuuuuh,
I'm a-keepin my eye on you. If you don't knock it off I might,
uuuuuh, hafta call you the axis of evil. And, uuuuh,
if ya still don't knock it of, well then, uuuuh, I might jus hafta
do sumthin to ya. I can't even, uuuuuh, say what that might be,
but uuuuuuh, I gearuntee you ain' goan like it."

-- Dubya (Foreign @ Relations. Guru), April 01, 2002


You're slipping.

You usually call him "Dumbya."

-- Stephen (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), April 01, 2002.

Slippery? (when wet?) ;-)

-- (Slutty__Suzy@hotmail.com), April 01, 2002.

Moderation questions? read the FAQ