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> Most people assume WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?" > > But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" > > One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because > "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a > Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. > The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and > terrify them with your Storm." > > Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are > warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long > blast." > > Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk > about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ > tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." > > Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible > passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the > hills." > > Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's > Triumph was heard throughout the land." > > And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda > .... "The Apostles were in one Accord."

-- Marci in NE Ohio (Marci@amazinggrazefarm.com), March 30, 2002


Ha, Ha!!! Cale will be happy, he just bought a Dodge Ram this morning!!

-- Melissa in SE Ohio (me@home.net), March 30, 2002.

very cute, I'm going to have to pass it on!

-- Micheale from SE Kansas (mbfrye@totelcsi.net), March 31, 2002.

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