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Slainte! Erin go bragh!

From your friends at the Gay Shillelagh--

-- (Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick @ The Gay.Shillelagh), March 03, 2002


The Irish are mud people.

-- (Angus MacTavish@Loch.Ness), March 03, 2002.

Angus! Is it possible that you are descended from Molly McTavish, who emigrated to Canada at the age of 100 years and who died gripping the teats of a cow when she was a 104 years of age? They found her with her head still leaning on the cow and the bucket near full from her last milking. If you've heard the story in yer family, then by heaven we're cousins! On the white side, of course...

-- helen (family@reunions.everywhere), March 03, 2002.

Aye, cooked a corned beef slab today! Preppin for my homemade ruebens later this week! No blarney, I swear!

-- Aunt Bee (, March 03, 2002.

"Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick". I get it, ha ha, begorrah that's funny!

-- (Father Mahoney@altar boys'.locker room), March 04, 2002.

Helen, no, Mc's are Irish while Mac's are Scottish.

-- (Angus MacTavish@loch.lomond), March 04, 2002.

You're my boy, Angus! She was Molly MACTavish, and you've passed the test! Can I borrow some money?

-- helen (, March 04, 2002.

Helen, you're wee sly lassie! Send me $100.00 to show good faith and I'll send ye $200.00 back.

-- (Angus MacTavish@low.road), March 05, 2002.

Aye, and if ya send me $300.00, I'll be lettin ya put yer hand up me kiltie.

-- (Angus MacTavish@Birnham.Wood), March 05, 2002.

I am Duncan Macleod of the clan Macleod. I was born 400 years ago in the Highlands of Scotland. I am immortal, and I am not alone. For centuries, we have waited for the time of the gathering when the stroke of a sword and the fall of a head will release the power of the Quickening. In the end, there can be only one.

-- (Iam@The.Highlander), March 05, 2002.

Do you know Mel Gibson?

-- (Angus MacTavish@Dunsinane.dung hill), March 05, 2002.

Highlander, what's under your kilt after four hundred years?

Angus, send me $400 so I can send you $500 in a nice package with a bow on top.

-- helen (lifting@kilts.across.america), March 05, 2002.

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