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A public school student, sitting in a class about ancient Greek litature, asks the teacher: "If Homer was such a great writer, why does he do such a lousey job of raising Bart and Lisa?" Stolden from last Sundays comics.

-- mitch hearn (, February 27, 2002


I got this in an email today entitled: "Kids say the darndest things"

When my daughter was three, we watched Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the first time. The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and my daughter was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up. "See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."

-- heather (, February 28, 2002.

Both good!

-- Melissa in SE Ohio (, February 28, 2002.

There was an old woman from Nantukit ,,,, well,, you know the rest

-- Stan (, February 28, 2002.

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