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Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, looked > over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new > Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next > to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I > looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back > she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that > d.... makeup!!! > > It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which > knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the > confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my > knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my > cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee > between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT > CALL!!!!!!! > > DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! >

-- Little Quacker (, February 22, 2002


YEA,, I agree TOTALLY,, thats why I dont drink an drive anymore,, you can hit a bump and spill it

-- Stan (, February 22, 2002.

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