-- (what@damn.shame), January 24, 2002

Answers

Damn, she hasn't even lost her virginity yet and she has the post-marriage pork-out syndrome. She is gonna be one hefty mama after some poor sap marries her.

-- va-va-va-vooom! (look out @ thunder. thighs), January 24, 2002.

You gotta be fuckin kidding me. Dayum Gina, that girl's hot!

You must be gay, what on Earth is wrong with those thighs? Britney has always had a big booty, and it's a damned nice one at that. Makes me wanna grab some tushy and squeeze.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), January 24, 2002.

LOL, you must be really desperate Unk. Her breasts are already starting to sag, her entire body is getting flabby, and those thighs are getting ready to support the 300 lb. body that she is growing into. Sorry, but I'm a connisseur of women, and at her tender age, the future ain't lookin too bright. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin crackers, but I wouldn't stick around too long, she's gonna be an earthshaker.

-- KAABOOOOM! (here comes @ Bigass. Britney), January 24, 2002.

I agree with Unc. Boobs as well as brains. Hot damn.

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), January 24, 2002.

“connisseur of women” my ass!! ‘King of the Khicken Khokers’ is more like it.

-- So (cr@t.es), January 25, 2002.

How would YOU know, Socrappy?

I've had more women this month than you've had in your entire life. Britney isn't bad, but believe me, there are much hotter women out there.

-- (clean that spooge @ off. your monitor), January 25, 2002.

When my daughter hit her early teens I learned to hate Madonna & Prince. My sympathies to those parents now similarly challenged.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 25, 2002.

connoisseur...your blow up dolls don't count, neither do your wet dreams.

-- as if (cin@cin.cin), January 25, 2002.

Yeah Connoisseur, dogs don't count either, so you better subtract all those times you fucked Cin.

-- Heehee (Cin@slutty.bitch), January 25, 2002.

She doesn't look fat to me.

You're a connoisseur of women? Their bodies perhaps. Too bad you have no affection for their hearts and minds.

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), January 25, 2002.

I'm with Unk, bring her on. I'm sure that all she needs is the attention of an experienced, bald, middle-aged man to achieve her true potential.

Right Unk?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), January 25, 2002.

oh my

-- helen (back@to.school!), January 25, 2002.

If you look at the musculature definition on those legs, it is easy to see our young Britney, so far from being fat, looks more ready to run an 800 meter race or go out for the long jump. Her act consists of dancing energetically for hours on end, while still staying aerobic enough to sing. Try it yourself.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), January 25, 2002.

Ladies, do you think "connoisseur" gets more ass than a toilet seat? My guess is that the only booty he gets is from his buddy.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 25, 2002.

I bet Pammy is a big fat porker too. That's why she puts emphasis on the "hearts and minds". ROTFL!

-- (ROTFL!@PORKER.PAMMY), January 25, 2002.

Dude you have some serious hang-ups, ie weight obsession. You're worse than a chick.

-- (cin@cin.cin), January 25, 2002.

ROTFL@PORKER, there are several people on this forum who know what I look like. Any of them can tell you I'm not fat, but if it makes you happy thinking so, be my guest.

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), January 25, 2002.

ROTFL@PORKER...

We know... and you are wrong....

Hi Pammy...

Growlin' at the idiot...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), January 25, 2002.

She's not a tub o' lard yet, but she is definitely chunkier than she was a year ago.

-- (chunky.sagging@blubber.tits), January 25, 2002.

Hey Pammy, got any pictures of that hot ass of yours? Everybody keeps saying you are the queen of sluts, and you act like it online, but if you really are a hotsy I gotta think you'd be out gettin some dick instead of just talkin about it. I still think you're a bit of a porker, unless you can prove otherwise.

-- (ROTFL!@PORKER.PAMMY), January 25, 2002.

(((((Dog)))))

Welcome back! We've missed you!

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), January 25, 2002.

I bet Pammy is a big fat porker too. That's why she puts emphasis on the "hearts and minds". ROTFL!

-- (ROTFL!@PORKER.PAMMY), January 25, 2002.

Pammy puts emphasis on hearts on minds for a reason. You have quite a bit to learn about women, things you aren't going to learn from porno.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), January 25, 2002.

Yeah Unk, I see what you mean. Your remarks about Britney sound like you were definitely admiring her for her heart and her mind. (LOL! As long as her heart and mind are part of her ass, right?)

;-)

-- (take@hypocritic.oath), January 25, 2002.

HEY PAMMY!

You didn't answer my question! Come on, you must have some pics of that nice tush of yours. Be a sport, put 'em up. Think of it this way, you might get some real action, instead of just drooling about it on this forum all the time.

-- (COME ON @ PORKY. GIRL), January 25, 2002.

Hypocritic oath my ass.

YOU are the one who claimed to be a "connoisseur" of women, and then procede to call women names like porker and slut. A wine connoisseur doesn't get to be a wine connoisseur by looking at pictures of wine, a wine connoisseur has to actually TASTE the wine.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), January 25, 2002.

Gee Unk, aren't you going to stick up for Cin too? What a guy.

-- (takeanother@hypocritic.oath), January 25, 2002.

LOL Unk! I didn't say Pammy was a slut, I think it was Cin and Anita who said it, I was just repeating what I heard! Besides, she acts like one, doesn't she?!! Bwaaahahaa!

LOL, I know where you coming from on that "hearts and minds" thing too! ;-) Yeah, the girls really like it when you say that shit, nice try. You were showing your true colors when you were wishing you could squeeze Britney's ass! It's a good thing you like brains better than ass because your dick obviously has other ideas! LOL!

Hey, I've enjoyed plenty of women, and they are much better than wine. I don't look at porno either, but think whatever you like buddy! I know you wish you were free like me, marriage sucks! Keep saying all that bullshit though, at least it might help keep your same old wife at home since you're too old to play the field! ROTFL!

-- UNK IS FUN! (ROTFL!@ROTFL!.ROTFL!), January 25, 2002.

takeanother@hypocritic.oath,

cin is a woman, she was included in my defense of women.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), January 25, 2002.

Once again, we see typical doomer logic in action. Based on a single picture denoting the slight possibility that Britney may be gaining weight it is immediately assumed that she is ". . .getting ready to support the 300 lb. body that she is growing into. . ." It's a slippery slope. A cascading death spiral. The Problem Can't Be Fixed. Britney is toast. If she lives within 5 miles of a 7-11, she'll be there every night eating a 12-pack of doughnuts.

So where's the "prep" advice? How do we prepare for the inevitable??? Obviously we must have extra food since Britney will eat it all, right? Then we must secure our homes should she try to invade and steal what is rightfully ours. And the pollies!!! Don't forget the pollies. The dumb sheeple who have been so obviously duped by the gubmint shills refuse to believe that there's a problem with Britney Spears. "She looks fine," they say with their blank stupid polly-stares. "Never looked better." They don't realize how the government is pulling the wool over their sheeple moron eyes once again.

Ask them how they know she looks okay. Ask them for proof. A signed affidavit from her doctor or her physical therapist. A copy of her medical records.

Of course, they have nothing. They know nothing. They are just lambs being led to the slaughter. And Britney is holding the axe. Well, in one hand, anyway. In the other, she's holding a cheeseburger.

With extra mayo.

Face it, people, Infomagic was right. It's too late to fix the problem. The best we can do is prepare and hope that we don't have to kill too many stupid pollies. They'll be dead soon anyway when BSK hits.

-- (what@i.think), January 25, 2002.

(what@i.think),

What you think is full of shit. You're taking this WAAAAAAY too seriously.

-- lol (gimeee@fuckin.break), January 25, 2002.

You're the one that made the prediction. Are you admitting now that you might be WRONG???

-- (what@i.think), January 26, 2002.

NEWSFLASH! I hardly think that saying that this bimbo is going to be a porker should be considered a serious "prediction" in the context in which you seem to think it is.

Like I said, you're taking this thread WAAAAAY too seriously. It was only intended to provide some fun entertainment. Chill, dude.

-- (gimmee@freekin.break), January 26, 2002.

NEWSFLASH! I hardly think that saying that this bimbo is going to be a porker should be considered a serious "prediction" in the context in which you seem to think it is.

So essentially you're saying that you're just full of shit then. Thanks for the clarification.

-- (what@i.think), January 26, 2002.

I didn't say Pammy was a slut, I think it was Cin and Anita who said it, I was just repeating what I heard! Besides, she acts like one, doesn't she?!! Bwaaahahaa!

Don't drag ME into this one, Buster. *I* never said any such thing about Pammy, and I don't think she acts like a slut, either. Sheesh!

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), January 26, 2002.

I didn't say Pammy was a slut, I think it was Cin and Anita who said it, I was just repeating what I heard! Besides, she acts like one, doesn't she?!! Bwaaahahaa!

Don't drag ME into this one, Buster. *I* never said any such thing about Pammy, and I don't think she acts like a slut, either. Sheesh!

Regarding Britney, some men do look "ahead". The girls who were fully developed at age 13 tend to take on a matronly look earlier than the girls who were still boyish in figure at 13. Some men even look to the mothers of girls they date in an attempt to determine the eventual outcome. To each his own.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), January 26, 2002.

THAT'S interesting. I was interrupted mid-post, but I hadn't hit submit. When I came back, I was still in the same screen. D'Oh.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), January 26, 2002.

LOL! I WIN! MY THREAD GOT THE MOST RESPONSES OF ANY THREAD IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS!

-- (ROTFL!@PAMMY.PORKER), January 26, 2002.

ROTFL: Let me offer my heartfelt congratulations on your magnificent achievment.

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), January 26, 2002.

Just goes to show that people prefer talking about stupid things rather than things that really matter!

-- (america@needs.help), January 26, 2002.

You prefer the anorexic Kate Moss?

-- (ROTFL@closer the bone.sweeter the meat), January 26, 2002.