We're All Gonna Die. (Just Thought You Should Know.)

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And here's the proof: forget global warming, we're headed into a NEW ICE AGE!

This guy has PROOF!

We're doomed.

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), January 15, 2002


Oh no! Do the turnips over at TB know about this book? If they don't, we will soon see this turned into a prophecy/illuminatti/bildeberger/gubmint/UN/flying saucer/chemtrail thread.

I can just see the heading now: "The best preps in order to save yourself from the coming Ice age - and why it's the gubmints fault"

-- Dennis Molson (dennismolson@hotmail.com), January 15, 2002.

We need a government program immediately to aid the SUV industry so as to generate more greenhouse effect to fight global cooling.

-- (Ralph Nader @ has-been.com), January 15, 2002.

Antactica is cooling, baby penguins are starving!

-- (lars@indy.net), January 15, 2002.

Die? HA! Speak for yourself, I'll be just fine. Sure we Floridians don't have much cold weather gear, but we're armed to the teeth and we're gonna see to it that you Yanquis stay north of the Georgia/Florida state line when it starts to snow in Miami.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), January 15, 2002.

But...but...if it's snowing in Miami, why would the Yanquis bother to come south...?

-- helen (got@flannel.undies), January 15, 2002.

Simple helen. Because it will still be warmer here in the summer. Oh sure food will be scarce, and the dumb pollys who didn't prepare will be drinking you know what out of rusty hubcaps...

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), January 15, 2002.


I hope that you didn't intend to call *ME* a Yanqui. Sniff.

Them's fighting words where I come from.

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), January 15, 2002.

Anyone who lives north of Orlando is a Yanqui. Or is it south...? Hmmmmm. Well, it don't matter either way, I spent the day stringing barbed-wire around my property line. This guy is right, we're over due for disaster, I can feel it in my bones. Y2K was just a wake-up call to be prepared, and all you pollys will be sorry, mark my words!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeeD@yahoo.com), January 15, 2002.


You've convinced me.

Can someone loan me a hubcap?

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), January 15, 2002.


-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), January 16, 2002.

Uh, FS, what about "It's a rock"? You can still use that one ;-)

-- (a_friend@here.now), January 16, 2002.

I dunno Unk, I kinda feel like I'm in yanqui land and I'm south of all those places, we could have a civil war just in this state.

If there are true southerners down here they must be few and far between.I guess it will have to be bred into'em.Happy to oblige.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), January 16, 2002.

I have enough Southerners close to me so that, even though I was raised in Iowa, I have considered trying to pass myself off as Southern.

"You know, I was fifteen years old before I realized that Damn Yankees was two separate words."

Hows that?

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), January 16, 2002.

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