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WARNING!!! be wary of the lawn gnomes! they have learned to dig! late at night they will go around to every yard, dig big holes in it, then cover them with grass! Next time you mow your lawn you will step in the hole and fall, so the gnomes can carry you off to be their slave! This is a new trick, the gnomes are getting smarter! If you have any lawn gnomes, kill the before it's too late!!!
-- Monica (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 12, 2002
Well if the gnomes try that here they will drown in their own holes when they fill up with all this damn rainwater HAHAHAHA so they wont get me!!!!!
-- Linda (Linda@sweetheathdreams.com), January 13, 2002.
Good! You are safeguarding yourself LOL! Everyone find the little holes in your yard and fill them with water!
-- Monica (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 13, 2002.
The WAR AGAINST GARDEN GNOMES HAS BEGUN!!! I will fight on the flower beds, and in the back yard, I shall fight upon the grasses and even the bare patches...I shall never surrender...OW!! (tripped in a hole...) &%&$*##%@* GNOMES!!
-- Mic (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 13, 2002.
Yes, we shall fight to the death against those little buggers!!! I myself have started, I smashed a gnome with a weedwhacker! He split in half, so I hung one half off a tree in front of the others as an examle to them. They better not mess with me, Comando Monica!!
-- Monica (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 14, 2002.
For sale: 1 WW-2002 60 caliber weedwhacker. Takes out the nastiest weeds and does a number on garden gnomes...perfect for the garden commando in your house...$19.95
-- Mic (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 15, 2002.
Hey yall LOL!!!! I actually like those things but you know us Southern hicks and our lawn ornaments LOL!!!! Mic you can attest!!!! But I'll sure watch out from now on LOL!!!!......BTW...Have any of you ever seen David and the Gnomes???.....I used to love that sho!!!!!
-- Amanda in Georgia! (email@example.com), January 15, 2002.
Yea, I want one! They almost got my dog yesterday, but I picked one up and threw it in the pool! They ran away, but they might be back so I need one of those things!
-- Monica (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 16, 2002.
WARNING: Some Garden Gnomes are actually Goblins from the 'Harry Potter' Movies relaxing on vacation. If you encounter one of these goblins, just ask him if he knows Hagrid. If the answer is yes, do not kill him!! He is simply vacationing in your garden!!
-- Mic (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 16, 2002.
Oops....that's the one I threw in the pool! Maybe he can swim, I will have to go fish him out. Goodness I hope he's OK. I really wanted to get on Harry's good side, I wanted to meet Oliver Wood! You see, Harry and I haven't really gotten along since I, well, I hit Hedwig with a baseball. But it was purely an accident!
-- Monica (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 16, 2002.
There will be no wand waving, mumbled incantations, or goblin whacking allowed. 5 points will be taken from Monica and Mic.
-- Severus Snape - Potions Master (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 17, 2002.
The poop is getting deep in this post LOL!!!! Monica I think you're a natural and Mic will keep it going as long as you do LOL!!!! So you are forewarned LOL!!!! I'm not clever enough for this thread, but then I've never seen HP either LOL!!!!!
Lovingly Lost,(firstname.lastname@example.org), January 17, 2002.
-- Amanda in Georgia! My and Linda's Site
But Professor Snape sir, I got the goblin out of the pool, he's OK! Dumbeldore will hear about thins, or maybe Sirius. I made amends with Harry, I bought him some Chocolate Frogs. I think Ron likes me though, yuck.
-- Monica (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 17, 2002.
HEY!!! Who is spreading rumors!! I like Hermione...oops!![blush]
-- Ronald Weasley (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 18, 2002.
Hermione! What about Fluer? Or Cho? Besides I've been talking to Hermione and she likes Ron! But Ron still likes me. Can't he see I'm chasing after Oliver Wood? Geez....
-- Monica (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 18, 2002.
WEASLEY??? I can't believe you would have anything to do with that red-headed poor boy. You should consider who is better. I can help you figure out who is better...and better certainly doesn't include Granger, Weasley, or that Potter.
-- Draco Malfoy (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 18, 2002.
Zat is not true meester malfoy. 'arry is a good champion for zees school, and very polite. 'ees a better person! But zees Weasley, 'e is too, how you say, immature? 'e gets mad very easy....
-- Fluer Delacour (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 18, 2002.
SILENCE!!! Potter will be MINE!! Then, after I have disposed of him, Dumbledore is next!!!
-- Lord You Know Who (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 19, 2002.
Oh no! Harry that was You Know Who! Watch your back!
-- Hermione and Ron (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 21, 2002.
I think there's nothing to worry about young Granger, Weasley and Potter. Lord Voldemort is powerful, but I am more powerful. That is precisely why he never came near Hogwarts while in power. You are safe here.
-- Professor Dumbledore (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 21, 2002.
Hermione and Ron?? Hmmmm wonder what they were doing together...'Hermione and Ron, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g...'
-- Harry Potter (ScragTheTroll@aol.com), January 22, 2002.
No we were not Harry! We were studying for the end of term exams thank you very much! Who cares that we were by ourselves? *blush*
-- Hermione (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 22, 2002.
Hermione! You weren't suppossed to comment!
-- Ron (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 22, 2002.
'oo are all zese people? I do not know a Hermione! Zis ees crazy! Vare ees my Cedric? Ve needs to discuss zee Yule Ball! So sorry Ron, but you are too little for me! Ask me next year.
-- Fluer Delacour (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 22, 2002.
I am not for this gossip. 15 points from Gryffindor!
-- Professor Snape (LedgersLady05@msn.com), January 22, 2002.