"You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths." (Steven Wright)

-- TomK(mich) (tjk@cac.net), January 06, 2002

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I love his work, Tom. That deadpan delivery is classic. Here is one of my favorites of his.

"Someone broke into my apartment and stole everything I had and replaced them with exact duplicates.

"I looked at my wife and said, 'What happened here?'"

"She said, 'Who are you?'"

-- Gary in Indiana (gk6854@aol.com), January 06, 2002.