The Ballad of George W. Bush

Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" (Beverly Hillbilles theme)

Now let me tell you a story 'bout a man named George
A mean ol' Prez that likes to rob the poor
His opposition was really growin' huge
When on 9/11 he found the perfect stooge

Osama that is, Bin Laden, Al-Qaeda

Well the first thing you know we're bombing Taliban
Goin' from cave to cave to find that evil man.
But then alas, we had failed to see
that Bush and Ashcroft stole our liberty

Freedom that is. First Amendment, Constitutional Rights

Now I must say goodbye to you and all your kin
The FBI is at my door to take me to the Pen
Remember when the next time, you see him on TV
He's takin' a heapin' helpin' of your precious liberty

Nazi Germany, Hitler, Gestapo, remember them now, you hear?


-- Nexar (Icant@tellyou.com), December 27, 2001

Answers

BTW, I wrote his myself :)

-- Nexar (Icant@tellyou.com), December 27, 2001.

Nice. Kinda reminds me of how sucky all those old cartoons promoting war stuff in the 40's were....

~if you can think it, they will censor it...

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 27, 2001.

Funny! But sadly so very true!

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), December 29, 2001.

A poet! Write some more, will you?

-- Sander (sander.taal.001@mail.ee), January 26, 2002.

the song is terrible!!. Personally, I think G.W. is trying his damndest to find the little so and so. So screw u all.

-- lance (cincy9891@yahoo.com), February 19, 2002.

I'd rather you didn't. You're not my type! :P

-- Nexar (you@wished.com), April 08, 2002.

This is mad shit write some more and whoever refuses they are good there gay

-- Max (Adz879@yahoo.co.uk), May 06, 2004.

I heard george bush had gay sex in a coffin while he was learning to spell at Yale.

-- PeyoteSands (soviettankcrusade@f_georgebush.com), May 30, 2004.