the aura of confusion of santa claus

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just think about how many kids out there are given the impression that santa is going to fall down their chimney...

its sorta funny, i was just looking for some santa info for my nephew and came across some interesting facts, to say the least....

http://storydata.com

its neat stuff

cheers,

shoj

-- shoj (ribbonscars@ottawa.com), December 12, 2001

Answers

I remember being very confused about how on earth Santa could fit down a 4" diameter chimney, and what he would do in our furnace if he did make it down there, and how he knew that our stockings were on the backs of chairs around the tree (since we didn't have a mantle), and how he knew what I wanted even when I didn't tell him and.... You'd think I'd have figured out his non-corporeal existence long before I did!

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), December 18, 2001.

Tricia, he's past that non-corporeal existence a looooong time ago.

Judging by his girth, he's made sergeant, if not higher, (at least colonel?) by now.

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), December 19, 2001.


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