Happy Chanukkah, everyone!

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Happy Chanukkah to all! In case you don't know what Chanukkah is, It starts tonight at sundown, and lasts 8 days. Called the "festival of lights" it celebrates an important battle won by the ancient Hebrews a long time ago....

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 09, 2001


happy chanukkah

-- Rensokuken of hell (squal4lyfe@yahoo.com), December 10, 2001.

You too!


I made a fishy...

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 10, 2001.

Hey Dave! What is the meaning of a Yamicca(sp?) and where can I get on online? I think it would be something different. There are no Jews around here. I would like one to wear at work.

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), December 17, 2001.

HI!!! a yarmukle (or Keepah) is a skull-cap worn on the head during religious prayers and services. Orthodox and conservitave jewish males MUST wear a yarmukle at al times. Since I am reform, I do not have to always wear one, but it is polite to do so when in temple. You can get them at your local Synagouge!

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 17, 2001.

I told you we have no Jews here. Therefore no synagouges. Oh well! I like them. I dont know why. Is there not anything online? Like a Jewish supply house.

Southern Miss. has a heavy Jewish population. They moved there in the early 1900s. Delta Jews they are called. Most people around here dont even know they are there. They dont flaunt their religioun like Christians do. *knocks on door* Would you like a Bible w/o the New Testament? I would like one of those, damnit, I forgot the spelling again. You know what I mean. I want one.

It wouldnt be offencive or anything if I had one would it?

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), December 17, 2001.

Nah, no problem. Just.... don't go around saying "oy, vey!" all the time. That's kinda our "thing". :)

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 17, 2001.

Y do yall say "Oy"? You know what Oy Music is dont you? Oh and I still want a Yamica! I'll pay for one! Pleeeasse!

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), January 03, 2002.

oyyyyyyy.....ok, I'll send one to ya. I need an address, though----e- mail it to me.

-- Davey Rootbeer (iamnotaclowngoddamnit@@yahoo.com), January 04, 2002.

So you can send me some anthrax? Sorry. I've been watching the Egyption News lately. Apparently Isreal bombed the WTC. Go figure.

Oh and, Dude, I saw your site! Kewl! Sorry to here about the ATTF Board. I lurked there but rarely posted.

You all should start up another Lusenet forum. A general one. And all of you send a couple of bucks to Phil Greenspun each month. He hasnt said how much it will be but I dont think it will be much.

And catagorize the general forum into specific topics. Final Fantacy. Legend of Zelda. Etc., etc. Kinda combind yours, Vinnie's and Lejes' forums to save cash.

Lusenet is alot better than all these other forums out there. There are some things I would change though but I think Phil is adressing that. Like how you can only post under your registered name. I liked the Pics that Zirah had a while back.

Anyhow, about that Yamicah... How much would you charge?

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), January 08, 2002.


-- Tator (you@cant.resist), January 10, 2002.

What's a "faygo"?

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), January 15, 2002.

What's a FAYGO?!? Oh my God! David! But then I should have know, you aren't a Juggalo are you? KK is a Ninja. I am a Juggalo. And Tamara is a Juggalette.

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 20, 2002.

Ummm...that doesn't help explain anything......Can you be more concise?

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), January 20, 2002.

Six will visit, followed by the crumbling of time itself. Five have come. Five have gone. We await the Sixth.

Card 1: Carnaval of Carnage

Card 2: Ringmaster

Card 3: The Mighty Riddlebox

Card 4: The Great Melinko

Card 5: The Amazing Jeckle Brothers

Card 6: ???????

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 20, 2002.

Go to this LINK!

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 20, 2002.

Damn! Just go to Insaneclownposse.com and click on Who Are ICP?

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 20, 2002.

Keepa=the original goalie of the Besaid Aurochs

-- Draconic Leader (draconicleader@yahoo.com), January 23, 2002.

Koopa= evil turtle king from SMB games. Kefka= evil clown from FF6 Keaton= mask you get from the Keaton, who looks DISTURBINGLY similar to Picachu...

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), January 23, 2002.

So are you saying that Pokemon is a Jewish conspirisy?!?!?! First Gameboy and then the WORLD!!!! OMG! Mary Kate and Ashely Olson. They must be Jewish too! Its all an Evil plot to make Zelda childish as humanly possable...

My GameCube is bugged I bet. I am now reading the fine print on the bottom...

This device complies with part 15 of FCC rules. Operation is subject to the following two conditions: (1) This device may not cause harmful interference, and (2) this device must accept any interference received, including interferenc that may cause undesired opperation.

You see! It must accept any signals coming from the secret bace Isreal has hidden from the American government. And that base in in the FCC building. With a sign that says Mens Room: Out of Order! And those signals will cause us to beleive that Muslims bombed NYC when is was really Arael Sharome and his new No Negotiations Policy. He did after all need Americas support to bring down his enemy's.

I need to quit reading Egyption News Papers and watching the X-Files. Speaking of that, I think I know a Jewish/UFO conection...

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 24, 2002.

Davey, if I get that Keepah and say Oi and stuff can I be a Jew? I got that thing yall do when I was 2 hours old. (I sures the hell wasnt doing it when I was 13!) The cheap family I gat didnt throw me a party or nothing. I got slaped on the ass and they grabbed the scissors... I couldn't walk for a year! How do yall do it?

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 24, 2002.

You are supposed to be curcumsized within a month of birth...it is kind of hard for me to remember, as I was a week old at the time.. but it IS a useful proocudure ^^If ya know what I mean... O.o

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), January 24, 2002.

I thought that yall did that before or just after the Bar Mitzfa. Painful.

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 24, 2002.

No, after the bar mitzvah, the only painful thing is having to go to sunday services every week...

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), January 24, 2002.

Couldnt you be a Non-Practicing Reformist? There are Non-Practicing Christians. And how does one go about becoming Jewish? To become a Christian you splash your head in some water, say, "I love Jesus!", and give all your worldly possestions to your pasters family. Some donominations have other things you have to do too. Like drinking the blood of a chicken... I think it would be cool to be Jewish. You dont fuck with them. How do you make Flat Bread. I might have some this Easter, our celebration of the Ultament Passover. Or thats what they say. I just eat some eggs. Are you allowed to do that? Easter Eggs I mean?

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 25, 2002.

Well, I don't think you'd enjoy passover much...you can't eat anything unkosher for a WEEK, and...almost NOTHING is kosher in today's world..in more ways than one...

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), January 25, 2002.

Little Joke:

An American Rabbi and a Priest were talking on a tour bus in Jerusalim. They Priest asked, "Rabbi, now I know you cant eat pork but have you ever, just once, given in and had a piece?"

The Rabbi said, "Yes, once. But I know that you arent allowed to have sex. Have you ever strayed from your vows?"

"Well once, yes."

"Better that pork, isnt it?", replied the Rabbi.

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 25, 2002.

A Jew, the only one I have met in real life, told me that.

-- Michael Tator (Razzor-D@WebTV.net), January 26, 2002.

I want a yamica toooo! :D

-- Amanda Hubeny (monkeychica526@prodigy.net), January 19, 2003.

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