SPACE ALIEN WAS IGNORED 6 HOURS - because people thought he was wearing a costume!

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001

Answers

http://www.batboy-themusical.com/

Get them tickets NOW!

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001.

Hmm ... I hate when THAT happens, too!

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001.

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001.

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001.

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001.

Yes,and page 5 has "Girls". I suppose that inside are stories sbout snakes and crocodiles that crawl up out of toilets.

Did you pick this up in the checkout line?

-- John Littmann (johntl@mtn.org), December 08, 2001.

Now wait one damn minute, John Littman. Don't you be putting down my favorite publication.

This pub has all sorts of information for letting us live better and safer.

For example, avoid Northern Argentina during grapefruit season. Sixty, yes I said sixty, people in that part of the world have been killed by exploding grapefruit. I'll bet you just had no inkling of that.

And if you decide to vacation in India, be aware that bazaar panics, with untold number of people trampled to death, can be caused by levitated elephants. The poor beasts, suddenly realizing they are up so high, become very frightened and release tons of "cowpies" (my note: elephants are not cows, but you can't expect a pub with tight deadlines to get everything right) yes, releasing tons of shit onto a terrified fleeing mass of people.

So hold your scorn.

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), December 08, 2001.

Weekly World News is wonderful.

But no, I didn't pick it up at the checkout. Online is FREE. :)

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001.

What's with the weird formatting of my above pearl. I didn't do anything different.

-- Peter Errington (petere7@starpower.net), December 08, 2001.

Peter,

If I were to admit that I left a "CENTER" HTML tagged close, you'd know it was my fault.

I'd rather leave you guessing. :)

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001.

Erm ... UNclosed.

I'm going to stop now.

-- Stephen M. Poole (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), December 08, 2001.