In honor of Cherri's surgery, I bring you the Bush Bashing Article of the day.

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[It's like the trash pickup, ya know. Somebody's got to do it.]

This one is actually a "kill two birds with one stone" article, in that it bashes BOTH Bush AND Ashcroft.

I'm sure it will warm your hearts.

Another rant from the Democratic Underground

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 05, 2001

Answers

I knew there'd be another article, and they didn't disappoint.

Unpatriotic, or independent thinkers?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 05, 2001.


Does the Democratic Underground live in a cave?

-- (roland@hatemail.com), December 05, 2001.

What happened to all the Clinton bashers? He hasn't even been out of office 1 year yet, surely they can find SOMETHING to blame on him! Oh, that's right, I forgot. He is to blame for the terrorist attack and the current recession.

-- lol (where's@the.repugnants?), December 05, 2001.

I didn't know about Cherri's surgery but I hope all goes well.

The articles are too funny. Boo-hoo, cry me a river, the author doesn't like the label of commie-liberal-peacenik. Boo-hoo he feels like he can't speak up at a party... Sounds like a personal problem to me. The US must be a pretty good place if this is all he's got to complain about.

-- Maria (maria9470@lycos.com), December 05, 2001.


D'oh! I'm not doing so well as a fill-in. There wasn't ONE post that labeled me a fat, welfare-sucking, scum sucking, nigger-loving, [hold on while I get my list] unpatriotic, commie-pinko-liberal.

I'll try to do better. I suspect several days of recuperation.

How about this Slate article?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 06, 2001.



Hmm...still NOTHING. Okay. I'll go back to the Democratic Underground, and Yes, Roland. It's my understanding that the leader of this "tribe" has one of those "lion" faces and lives in the sewers of NY, kindof like the guy in Beauty and the Democratic Underground. Be realistic here. If one isn't going to spend much time in the sun, wouldn't you want a furry face? If not, one might be accused of being a vampire.

Democratic Underground offering

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 06, 2001.


I follow up with this advice from Auntie Pinko.

[If this doesn't raise the hair on the neck of someone, I don't know WHAT will.]

[Get well FAST, Cherri! I'm DROWNING here.]

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 06, 2001.


Anita:

OK, I'll bite. I notice that the concept that our way of life just might be worth defending never occurs to Auntie Pinko. Instead, she somehow speculates that liberals are too high-minded and idealistic and self-inspired to bother with the actual mechanics of preserving what they exercise. As for those who understand that you get only what you pay for, they must be robots or simpletons, right?

But I doubt Cherri would entirely agree here, for two reasons. First, Cherri is herself a veteran (isn't she?) and knows better. Second, Auntie Pinko doesn't start a single anti-Bush rumor or otherwise distort reality so as to put Bush in a bad light.

Still, the demographics of the military might cause Cherri some heartburn. She believes in national defense, yet Bush leads the armed forces. Oh the internal conflict!

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), December 06, 2001.


"yet Bush leads the armed forces."

LOL, in your dreams! Thank GOD that will never happen!

-- (gimee@break.), December 06, 2001.


Anita, you fat, welfare-sucking, scum sucking, nigger-loving, unpatriotic, commie-pinko-liberal.

Feel better now? ; )

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), December 06, 2001.



Heh. Thanks, Pammy. I did her proud today.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 06, 2001.

Auntie Pinko doesn't start a single anti-Bush rumor or otherwise distort reality so as to put Bush in a bad light.

Thanks for the tip, Flint. I'll try to find something from the Bush Sucks website tomorrow.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 06, 2001.


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