was wrong in his position on airline safety and pilots not carrying weapons. What he doesn't know and care to understand is the fact that some Airline Pilots are carrying their own small arms. It boils down to what you don't know ain't goin to hurt you. Or don't ask and don't tell! Yes, these guys do get their overnite baggage checked but they DO NOT GET their flight cases checked. That's the way it has been and always will be. And how in the hell am I going to prove that is the case? I can't! Many have packed their own for years and I would venture to say that number has went up considerably in the last months. ADH is an arrogant, self-centered, bottom-feeder that would like to have dirty sex with other people's mothers and tell the world about it. My mother was a fine person, born and raised on an Idaho farm and worked hard all her life to raise her family and if she ever met somebody like ADH, the first thought that would have crossed her mind would have been he would make excellent hog feed.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 05, 2001

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Do you need a joke today, Boswell?

Try this one [but forgive the formatting.]

> A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. > The personnel manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work > promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there's a knock at the > personnel managers door > The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new > employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing > up. > The foreman takes the personnel manager down the the factory floor to show > > him the problem Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place. At > > the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material > used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts > a > little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the > > little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing > > hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks > over > to the the woman and says "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me > yesterday, > Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles." > >

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 05, 2001.

Fed Ex pilots are now carrying semi-autos on all their U.S. and International flights. Left and Right seats both!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 14, 2001.