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Stolen without a twinge of conscience from lucanne.Another sign of menopause .......
Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter.
Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him.
-- Anonymous, December 03, 2001
Some of the scariest words a cop can hear:"I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun."
-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001
Bought that shirt for the Hungarian a few years ago. Luckily, she doesn't have a gun. Luckily is right.
-- Anonymous, December 04, 2001