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In Kakariko Pub, ANYTHING goes... *takes sip of warm ale* AHHHH..refreshing. Anyways, I wanted to get out a few points about the sports world. It is COMPLETELY different than last year. EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED.

I mean...well, let's look at the newspaper *pulls out copy of NEWSDAY* The Yankees, who have the most world championchips in the history of baseball, LOST THE WORLD SERIES to a team that has a total of 3 years history in baseball.

The Rangers and Islanders sit atop the leaderboard for the atlantic division, while the Devils struggle to get a .500 record. The Nets are in FIRST PLACE! While the Knicks are a sub-par team at best. Michael Jordan is back, and scores 30 points a game, but that doesn't help much when you lose games 97 to 30. THe Twins, who warmed our hearts with a playoff run all summer, are now one of 2 teams that will probably be put to sleep before the start of spring training.

The JETS are in 1st place in their division, and on top of the lofty central division sits....The packers? NOPE. It's....DA BEARS! Barry Bonds seems like a "good guy" now, and so does Roger Clemens. The Dallas Cowboys totally SUCK this year, and the Detroit Lions failed as of yet to win a SINGLE GAME.

One last piece of info for you to consider~ Right now, it's snowing in Texas, and it's 65 degrees and sunny in New York.

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), November 28, 2001

Answers

And it turns out Kurt Angel is a Traitor! Oh, it's true. It's true.

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), November 29, 2001.

Another thing I forgot. The clippers, the CLIPPERS, forgoshsakes! have more wins than the Knicks and Bulls COMBINED.

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), November 29, 2001.

And I think Tiger Woods got 2nd place last week! Tiger in second!!!

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), November 29, 2001.

Ever notice that when the topic of Baseball's greatest pitchers is brought up, no one mentions Pedro Martinez anymore?

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), November 29, 2001.

Mark Mcgwire isnt the Homerun King! That tennis chick is being forced to wear longer skirts and shorts.

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), November 29, 2001.


Hehehe...Thats a good one. How 'bout this: The Baltimore Ravens win a Superbowl last year with the worst QB in the league. Not content with that, they release him, and now sport an EVEN WORSE QB. And they might be even better than last year! Oh, and Jerry Rice is a Raider (that JUST doesnt seem right, does it?).

And the Long Island Ducks (YAY FOR THE DUCKS!) outdrew the Montreal Expos last year, even though Montreal is a Major-league team, and the Ducks' stadium (EAB ballpark, it's 10 minutes from my house) holds only 6,000.

Quite a wacky sports year, huh?

-- Davey Rootbeer (Squal3lyfe@@yahoo.com), November 29, 2001.


Tiger in Second!?!?

-- Tator (you@cant.resist), November 30, 2001.

He ain't what he used to be....

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), November 30, 2001.

Oh, yeah...Jerry Rice is with the RAIDERS, now. And then there's that whole deal with baseball contractions. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE!!!

-- Davey Rootbeer (yankeefans2@juno.com), December 02, 2001.

i live in nj, and i lik ethe yankkes too!

-- dorf (kokomo67@aol.com), January 15, 2002.


heres news for you,me and my friends actually won a game of hockey a few days ago! WOOHOOOOOOO!!!*jumps in the air*WE ROCK ASS!!!!!

-- RiOt GiRl (Lains_shadow@hotmail.com), December 13, 2003.

and today we won again WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!i think were realy improving-weve won 4 times in 3 years!...but i still suck at baseball...and golf,golf sucks...

-- manga bunny (lains-shadow@hotmail.com), January 17, 2004.

yo manga bunny?thats new didnt it used to be bad habbit?

-- pip pop (patamon82@@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

ok hows this?im a rabbit and a habbit!!!he he im a real master of discuise :D

-- Bad Rabbit (lains_shadow@@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

dont you just wanna hug her!?!

-- seken panda (sekenpanda@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.


wait why is everybody on today?

-- seken panda (sekenpanda@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

because i got bored and said yall should come and talk to me on greenspun...and the rest is history!!!jk!seken panda!!!you never let anyone call you that!!!what gives...?

-- Bad Rabbit (lains_shadow@@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

well you were bad rabbit and i felt like putting panda on the end of my name for some strange reason...

-- seken panda (sekenpanda@@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

who calls you seken panda???and who thought of it...?

-- pip pop (patamon*82@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

i did!!!

-- Bad Rabbit (lains_shadow@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

yeah once i was watching a movie that had pandas in with billy and selph (or bad rabbit...) and she goes "shut up seken,PANDA!!!" and i go "make m..." and then she just yells out "SEKEN PANDA!!!WOW!thats kool,ima call you seken panda heh" it was odd.

-- seken panda (sekenpanda@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

YOU CANNOT RESIST RANDOM.

-- Bad Rabbit (lains_shadow@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

i havnt seen billy for ages...

-- pip pop (patamon82@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

thats because he moved you shoelace...

-- seken panda (people_eater_boy@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

shoelace?he he he,your crazy! :P

-- Bad Rabbit (lains_shadow@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

im no shoelace!!!speaking of crazy remember that time selph was talking to scabby abby and s.a. goes "yOuR cRaZy"(in her scabby voice) and selph goes"im not crazy-im just fukd"and she got put in that dont have low selph-esteem class!!!lmao!!!

-- pip pop (patamon82@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

lol lol lol yeah.

-- seken panda (sekenpanda@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

that wasnt funny and rofl hah! i won!ah well bye ima go now *waves*

-- Bad Rabbit (lains_shadow@@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

ok me to bye

-- pip pop (patamon82@@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

then i guess im out-later.

-- seken panda (sekenpanda@@hotmail.com), January 23, 2004.

WOT U ON SOZ 2 CHANGE DA SUBJECT BUT I HAVE A KNOB THATS 1/34 ON SOFT BUT 4 ON BONE IZ DAT NORmal I AM CIRCUMCISED DOES IT STOP GROWIN NO IM NOT A JEW

IM 12

-- MINIME (me@me.me.me), July 11, 2004.


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