Drug test??? Pass it w/ no worries!!

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This will help!!! Pass your drug test w/ no problems!!! One day shipping in N.C.!! Visit us @ www.Take5Labs.com

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2001


I have a fool proof way to pass your drug test. Even better than this one. DON'T TAKE DRUGS!! Always works for me.

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2002

a full proof, and 1,000.00 times tried (even while on meth... right after a blast!) it's called CERTO. It's in the canning section at every grocery store in town. (your grandmother made jelly with it).


take any 64oz bottle of juice/water/gatorade or PREFERABLY cranberry juice. add both pouches (it works with one... but just to be safe). shake vigeruosly and drink it moderatly fast. (within 5min) in an hour and 1/2 you should have pissed about 3 times.... you're good to go!!!!! you should have CLEAR urine.

How do I know this works? I was in a drug court program that tested me 3-4 times a week. I have NEVER failed a single piss test with CERTO.

I do know of some people who say they have used it and it didn't work. However... I know of hundreds who have used it and passed it every time!

Another interesting FACT: When you go for a pre employment drug test.... THEY DON'T WATCH YOU UNLESS IT'S OSHA REGULATED OR DOT. then you're only problem is finding someone who is clean and won't laugh at you when you ask them to use their urine! (ha)

I passed one as follows: (you have to have your timing down!)

you will need a LARGE eyedrop bottle (not visine it's too small) or something that will containe the urine on your person. (preferably close to your crotch so it will remain warm *body temp).

find your buddy that has clean urine. get that person to piss in a butter bowl or something that you can use to suction out of into your dropper bottle. you then have the task of keeping the urine at temperature.... set the dropper bottle in a bowl of hot water. then set the bowl of hot water on your floorboard while you drive to your test site. this keeps the urine hot. then tape the bottle onto your inner thigh... up by your nads, or lips... you know... . there you have it. Go take your test~

Good Luck!~

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2003

rob you're the damn man!

-- Anonymous, March 04, 2003

Hell yeah, thanks a lot!

-- Anonymous, October 29, 2003

Dude, i hope this shit works....thanx if it does

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2004

My lover has a couple friends who swore by Certo. Having to drop a test yesterday (and having smoked all weekend), he gave it a try, using one pouch of certo in a gallon of Gatorade. I was worried as hell, cause i've never heard of this before, but he passed it with flying colors. Although how the hell anyone can drink a gallon of liquid in 5 minutes without puking is beyond me!

-- Anonymous, May 18, 2004

dude i hope that certo shit works, and if it does u r the shit. i have a piss test in a day and a half and i am gonna try it. i hope it works, i was just gonna drink alot of water but this sounds like a good idea. thanks man

-- Anonymous, July 04, 2004

ok think im gonna try this certo thing, one question though. do you have to take it right before the test? Problem is i dont know when im gonna be tested so just gonna take it sometime today or tommorow. So will it have cleaned my system completly for as long as i want?

-- Anonymous, July 07, 2004

-- Anonymous, July 09, 2004

that shit does work ive had a lot of frieands that use it and pass every time...1 of my boys was blazeing popping meds and drinking liquer all night had 2drop a test at 9;00 da next morning and woke up abought 7;00 drunk a pouch of geltin mixed with a half gallon of water and pissed a few times before he went and passed ight im out.......

-- Anonymous, January 30, 2005

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