You may have to use your imagination here.

-- Groke (groke28@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001

Answers

Ally

-- james (freedunit@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Ally C

-- Madchen (madchen_in_uniform@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Oh yes, Ally C. How could I forget (those nights in Paris, as we waltzed in the moonlight...)

-- Mark C (boyincorduroy@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Pete Baran

-- Drunken Slapper (slapper@slapper.com), November 15, 2001.

Don't understand the question.

-- Marcello Carlin (markcarlin@botley12.freeserve.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

It's about asses.

-- Nick (nickdastoor@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Oh, thanks! In that case I much prefer donkeys to mules.

Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen you've been a marvellous . . .

-- Robert Monastery (markcarlin@botley12.freeserve.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

ally c

-- a nonnymouse (anonnymouse@nowhere.com), November 15, 2001.

Ptee, just so I can write "Ptee" again.

-- Anonny (anonny@anon.com), November 15, 2001.

geoff

-- mark s (mark@evazev.demon.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Ally is the only person who implies ass in a good manner.

-- Mr Noodles (infinitecow@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

EMMA!

-- xxx (!@%.&), November 15, 2001.

sorry mark = i'm only running for ass mucous of the year.

-- Geoff (pissingintheriver@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Urrr... that woman whose picture I posted a while back. Hell, I dedicated that entire thread to her magnificent posterior.

-- Kodanshi (kodanshi@onegai.net), November 15, 2001.

Have you seen my Rear? Anyway it is shortly to be much perter as I am off to a LBT class at the gym in an hour.

-- Emma (emmaluvscake@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Dj Dan

-- Sterling Clover (sterling_clover@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Anthony's man?

-- chris (duckyfuzz@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Does anyone else read the category directly above this as "most thought-provoking posterior"?

-- Mark C (boyincorduroy@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Surely this must be Ally and her huge ass?

-- DG (rgreenfield@btinternet.com), November 15, 2001.

RickyT's ass is huger than ally's. so, i suspect, is mine.

-- katie (kjgrocott@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

My ass is unstoppable. It's a ubiquitous booty, synonymous with largess and cellulite. I nominate BOTH my buttcheeks, and all things attached.

-- David Raposa (daver@popshots.junk.org), November 15, 2001.

I can't believe how HAPPY I am to be nominated for this one!

-- Dan Perry (djperry@post.harvard.edu), November 15, 2001.

No one's seen mine, but I swear it's great.

-- Maria (silyl_aria@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Ally c's definately

-- carsmilesteve (carsmilesteve@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Me, fairly obviously, mine was mentioned in that song, without my permission.

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Ally's J-Lo booty, obviously.

-- stevo (stefanrood@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Told you this was the only one I had a chance in.

-- Ally C (allycook96@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

It looks like a battle of the Allys! This is gonna be GOOD!

-- Tom (ebros@netcomuk.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Ally G

-- Gale Deslongchamps (gale@gosympatico.ca), November 15, 2001.

menelaus darcy

-- di (ladydie@another.com), November 15, 2001.

It looks like a battle of the Allys! This is gonna be GOOD!

Ally C is Buffy, Ally is Faith.

-- Nicole (ndwillett@home.com), November 15, 2001.

but surely you can't win this if you have no ass whatsoever?

-- chris (cbrown2@mmm.com), November 16, 2001.

Emma! And Tim H and Alex T will hopefully remember why I am nominating in this category for their shameful comments one ALE SODDEN NIGHT. (NB Emma although I am nominating you I do not fancy you)

-- Sarah (starry@amazingness.com), November 16, 2001.

Sarah this wouldn't by any chance be on the occasion when my low slung jeans (which I am wearing today, Rear Fans!) almost incited you to pour beer down them would it? I would like to say that it is not my fault that my jeans stretched after I bought them and subsequently are constantly in a state of falling down. If it's good enough for Lisa Snowdon and Jordan it's good enough for me.

-- Emma (emmaluvscake@yahoo.co.uk), November 16, 2001.

Er are you sure? Dane Bowers and Dwight Yorke are good enough for Jordan.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6@mail.dcu.ie), November 16, 2001.

I had no wish to do the pouring of the beer. It was almost forced upon me by the incessant urgings of Tim H and Alex T however I was strong and held out - also I was scared of repurcussions and think that if Hopkins was so obsessed with aforesaid beer tippage he should do it his bloomingwellself.

I more seriously nominate RickyT but would like to say that I have never been tempted to pour my beer down his arse either WHAT A WASTE OF ALE eh? This is another reason why Emma remained dry. Oh dear, the demon drink.

-- Sarah (starry@amazingness.com), November 16, 2001.

I am a UKG girl Sarah so would not want ale poured down my strides. Please only pour Cristal down them.

Ronan, you omit to mention that Lisa Snowdon pulled George Clooney and of course my falling-down trousers look is inspired by her not Jordan.

-- Emma (emmaluvscake@yahoo.co.uk), November 16, 2001.

No one's seen mine, but I swear it's great.

Only photographic evidence will be counted.

-- Gary Glitter (duh-da-duh-da-duh@hey!.com), November 16, 2001.

Oh yes, as Sarah correctly points out, my vote has to be Emma...

Alext

-- alex thomson (alext@holyrood.ed.ac.uk), November 16, 2001.

My Rear is deeply flattered and thanks you kindly.

-- Emma (emmaluvscake@yahoo.co.uk), November 16, 2001.

Alright, Ally C. If I have to win a bloody award, I want this one. So I'm going to duke it out with you. I am willing to post a picture that shows my ENTIRE BODY (clothed, calm down Sterling) if you are too. AND WE SHALL SEE WHO WINS.

Though we could just have one award for Man and one for Woman, I mean since they're obviously two completely different things.

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Emma? did your rear just curtsey?

-- chris (cbrown2@mmm.com), November 16, 2001.

Sorry Ally, I have no pictures of myself from the rear. You put yours up though.

Anyway, to fully appreciate my behind you have to get your hands on it.

I am not a fan of 'duking things out'.

-- Ally C (allycook96@hotmail.com), November 16, 2001.

Though I don't claim as much grandeur for it as Ally does hers I would like to say that my rear is also rather nice.

-- Samantha (glowgurl79@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Not yet but it will if it wins. If it wins it will have a bootylicious night out in its fave strides gyrating wildly through the streets of London.

-- Emma (emmaluvscake@yahoo.co.uk), November 16, 2001.

How many times do I have to explain that I don't have a thang for Ally. She's got girl-cooties. duh.

-- Sterling Clover (sterling_clover@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

YOU CAN EXPLAIN TIL YOU ARE BLUE IN THE FACE BUT EVERYONE KNOWS THE TRUTH, STERLING CLOVER, WE ARE ON TO YOU.

Anyhow, I think all of the NYC/Mass crew has grabbed my ass, except Dan, so they can all vouch. I'm not posting up pictures without others doing it, you know, I'm not an object to be ogled! I am a human with feelings!

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

If I had a thang for you, i would have grabbed your ass in new york, as apparently everyone else has.

-- Sterling Clover (sterling_clover@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Let the record show I have not grabbed Ally's ass. Not only would it have been rude, but Ramon would likely have expressed a form of objection.

-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), November 16, 2001.

YOu're not part of the NYC crew, Ned, despite having been TO NY.

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Well, if Greenfield is right and I am Anneka Rice, I was Rear of the Year 1986.

-- Robin Carmody (robin@elidor.freeserve.co.uk), November 16, 2001.

Too true, Ally. *cries*

-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), November 20, 2001.