or fun fur.

-- Groke (groke28@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001

Answers

Bring me the hair of Osama Bin Laden.

-- George Bush (gbush@usa.com), November 15, 2001.

The tiger hat of Lixibell

-- RickyT (boyofbadgers@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Ronan.

-- katie (kjgrocott@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

still gareth.

-- annonymous (nobody@nowhere.com), November 15, 2001.

Graham

-- james (freedunit@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Pinefox

-- Anon (anon@anon.com), November 15, 2001.

Toms beard.

-- Sarah (starry@amazingness.com), November 15, 2001.

tigerhat lixi
damons hairpiece

-- anonymous (anonymous@anonymous.com), November 15, 2001.

Mark Sinker, obviously.

-- Marcello Carlin (markcarlin@botley12.freeserve.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

This was proved by pub science to be Osama Bin Laden.

-- Tom (ebros@netcomuk.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Gareth

-- Anonny (anonny@anon.com), November 15, 2001.

Above waist: Rainy (post-kidde scissors)

Below waist: Torakeno? (Or is that in poor taste?) (Or is that even applicable?)

-- David Raposa (daver@popshots.junk.org), November 15, 2001.

TORANEKO. Oops.

-- David Raposa (daver@popshots.junk.org), November 15, 2001.

Maura!

-- Coerced (she@made.me), November 15, 2001.

I would vote for Anthony, but it's got to be Gareth. Sorry, Antony, pink faux-hawks just don't compare to DDB hair.

-- kate (masonicboom@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Dastoor.

-- Michael Jones (tourajsig2@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

I have to step in and nominate myself now because I just returned from a haircut. My bangs are all neat and my hair's super sleek and smooth. And it smells goooood.

-- Samantha (glowgurl79@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

I haven't seen anyone's hair.

-- Maria (silyl_aria@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

i've still never convincingly worked out what bangs are...

anyway, fatnick or nick dastoor

-- carsmilesteve (carsmilesteve@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Bangs are what hang down the top of your face. Like these.

-- Samantha (glowgurl79@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Gareth, without doubt.

-- stevo (stefanrood@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

maria, see this thread

-- Ed (dali@zerointegrity.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Aarrr, that is insufficient!

-- Maria (silyl_aria@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

Dastoor, N.

-- Ally C (allycook96@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Maryann and Ned both have the beautifullest and coolest hair.

-- rainy (resonateswithfreshness@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Ned, of course. Well, it's the only ILE hair I've seen in real life and it was nice 'n' wavy. Oh, wait, I saw Momus' hair, too, but I liked Ned's better.

-- Arthur (tabren1234@aol.com), November 15, 2001.

Arthur, WHAT HAIR?

I haven't seen Anthony's faux-hawk yet, so...

It's between Dastoor (because he's not scared to buy the dye packs with GIRLS on) and Gareth.

-- suzy (theartskooldisko@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Mark C for no-nonsense approach.

-- Will (wjmckenzie@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Since when does nonsense = hair?

-- Nick (nickdastoor@hotmail.com), November 16, 2001.

I only judge by those who I have met. Therefore, Ian White. Wheeler's buzz cut is pretty good too. Ned's hair is very well cared for and healthy, he is like a shampoo ad.

-- Ally (garance80@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Won't no one second my sleek good-smelling hair? *sob*

-- Samantha (glowgurl79@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Ned's hair is very well cared for and healthy, he is like a shampoo ad.

No screaming orgasms in the shower, though. By myself, at least.

-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), November 16, 2001.

Ned, I didn't know you had pets!

That was funnier in my head...

-- Dan Perry (djperry@post.harvard.edu), November 16, 2001.

All depends on the meaning of the word 'had,' I guess.

-- Ned Raggett (ned@kuci.org), November 16, 2001.

I nominate Ned.

-- james (freedunit@hotmail.com), November 16, 2001.