Best or worst, or both.

-- Groke (groke28@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001

Answers

what is a pirate's favourite Star Wars character?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR2D2!

-- katie (kjgrocott@yahoo.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

pirate jokes
robots vs dinosaurs

shouldnt this be in-joke of the year??

-- anonymous (anonymous@anonymous.com), November 15, 2001.

Iain Duncan-Smith.

-- Marcello Carlin (markcarlin@botley12.freeserve.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

plato dinner, of course.

-- Henny Youngman (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

Factory Houses...eventhough, hmmmm...I don't get it!

-- james (freedunit@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

It's this thing!

-- mark s (mark@evazev.demon.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

"It's this thing" is no joke. It's the key to all human understanding.

-- Nick (nickdastoor@hotmail.com), November 15, 2001.

momus

-- ahoy! (jums@snarf.net), November 15, 2001.

fatnick fan club

-- Alan Trewartha (alan.trewartha@harpercollins.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

clockfarmer!

-- Sterling Clover (sterling_clover@yahoo.com), November 15, 2001.

"That explains Dave Q Gale, but what about the kids today?"

-- ooo (oo@oo.oo), November 15, 2001.

I change my vote to "That explains Dave Q Gale, but what about the kids today?" too

-- Alan Trewartha (alan.trewartha@harpercollins.co.uk), November 15, 2001.

Ethan's Stereolab diagram

-- Arthur (tabren1234@aol.com), November 15, 2001.

Pirates favourite philosopher? SARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRE!

-- Sarah (starry@amazingness.com), November 16, 2001.

KIERKEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRD, surely?

-- RickyT (boyofbadgers@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Schopen'Har, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr

-- Will (wjmckenzie@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

Dagnabbit, you pesky kids!!!!

-- Sarah (starry@amazingness.com), November 16, 2001.

More like DescAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARtes.

-- DG (rgreenfield@btinternet.com), November 16, 2001.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrristotle?

-- Will (wjmckenzie@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

i think you'll find the blackbeard, and also many of the pirates that operated in the orient, as well as other, less auspicious, climes, after much deliberation, could only conclude that their number one, their, like, all time fave, of all the many many esteemed philosophers must be, and they didn't take this decision lightly, there was much discussion and deliberation, and not a few tears, arrived at BAUDRILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RGHD!

-- gareth (gareth@norfolkwindmills.com), November 16, 2001.

Rubbish. It's John StuAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARt Mill.

-- DG (rgreenfield@btinternet.com), November 16, 2001.

Well, that's this category decided then. :-)

-- Will (wjmckenzie@yahoo.com), November 16, 2001.

that it be

-- Alan Trewartha (alan.trewartha@harpercollins.co.uk), November 16, 2001.

'Yes it is' not 'that it be'.
[Ye Gods, we must be hard up we're on to Blackadder quotes now]

-- DG (rgreenfield@btinternet.com), November 16, 2001.

heh i forgot about the stereolab diagram.

-- ethan (ethanp@bellsouth.net), November 16, 2001.

"Hello. We go to Taunton School ..."

Now who did that one again :) ?

-- Robin Carmody (robin@elidor.freeserve.co.uk), November 16, 2001.