What a way to win a war!

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The quickest and cheapest way to win this conflict in Afganistan is to hire all the off season spray pilots in this country and ship them and their planes over their. We can slurry up water,deposition agents, and pig shit and spray 50-80 acres at a time. If they have read dropped leaflets that tell them this will happen I seriously guarentee you they will flee out of the hills. The permeating smell can get down in them tunnels and there's nowhere to hide. I have no doubt this would work! They hate pork far more than Americans!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), October 30, 2001

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lol! You're probably right, but they would pick a bunch of you off. Slurry planes can't fly too high, can they? Are you willing to do it? I seriously doubt if we have many suicide bombers in this country.

Nice try, though.

-- (A@rose.is a rose), October 30, 2001.


The more pig shit the merrier. Let's pour it in the tunnels and let any Taliban POW's swim for life in it! We can also feed them only pork along with their bread and water, and if they complain then they get pig shit piefor dessert.

-- (it's@fitting.punishment), October 30, 2001.

It gives a whole new meaning to "Spam attack!"

-- Unreel (cometo@tention.net), October 30, 2001.

Ouch!

-- (Harriet@just..cringed), October 30, 2001.

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